A funny blog on Clark's website (has to be a joke)

[faithincowboys]

The great thing about Clark is his ability to not answer directly. I think that is great in a President. I thought Clinton did that well and it was admirable. I am sick of gotcha politics.

Deception is useful in the 24 hour news cycle. I think we need a President that can answer questions creatively rather than directly.

George Bush isn't slick enough with his speech-- and that's what I can't stand.

The wonderful thing is that we can criticize the military with impunity because Clark is a 4 star. Dean can't get away with that, we can. Priceless.

I also think it would be great to launch an impeachment proceeding against Bush-- like Clark intimated. What could be more effective than that in stopping the war?

I think Clark can be our De Gaulle, who rapidly retreated from Algeria, and make America like France. Cafe life and European style socialism is the future. Clark can change America-- we don't have to be unilateral. I'd feel better if we acted according to the wishes of the Arab league and not the chamber of commerce.

The truth is Clark can change America. Only a General could dismantle the military-- no more Pentagon, no more wars, no more soldiers. We need to re-make our country. Let's spend more money on the arts--more paintings, less pain.

Let's roll, screw that let's rock n' roll! Make sense, not war. Make music, not munitions.

Clark can talk past his record. What is the past anyway? Isn't it what we say it is? If he was for the War in 2002, who cares? He's against it now! Our lives are now, the truth is now.

We can say what we want with Clark. He wasn't for THIS war. This isn't the War he wanted. He wanted War without death--which is possible. He wanted War without cost-- it can be achieved!

Clark's sweaters are great. Sweaters are what we need. Bush's clothes aren't compassionate. They look hard to the touch and militaristic. Bush is the type that would strangle the old and infirmed with a sweater, while Wesley fills it out with peace, love and understanding.

We understand peace= love, and who better than a General who ordered bombing raids to make that point. The ultimate mea culpa. Wesley shows us that bombs aren't the answer, hugs are. Hugs in soft sweaters from L.L. Bean.

Hug someone today. Love someone today. But hate George Bush--hate him with the same intensity that the fourth runner up hates Miss America.

Let's form an army of sweater wearers who hate Bush. Together we can form a chain of cashmere, cotton and wool and defeat Bush and the neo-cons.

Turtlenecks can save this country from the right wing. Argyle power.

Sweaters are the new flannel shirt. Lamar Alexander failed, but we will not. This isn't Jimmy Carter's sweater, this is Wes Clark's sweater. This isn't Mr. Roger's sweater, this is Gen. Clark's sweater.

When Wes Clark put on the sweater, I knew he meant business. I went and bought a sweater and people that usually laugh at me knew I meant business. Sweaters equal instant credibility.

Rock the sweater, rock the vote and roll what Clinton didn't inhale. Let's take our country back to 1976, the bicentennial year, and remember that the Constitution (minus the second amendment) is what makes this country great.

Clark wears sweaters and thats good enough for me. Vote Clark-- let's bring sweaters back into the Oval Office. Sweaters and hatred of the right wing is what the world needs now.

Vote Clark, two sweaters for the price of one.

[faithincowboys]

Too funny. Clark is too ridiculous to become President.

[Old Sarge]

Knowing what I do fo the Left, this almost sounds plausibly true.

These people must never walk the halls of power in America - again.

[MEG33]

LOL>>this is terrific.

[faithincowboys]

You're so right. I think this is how these whackjobs think, but i tend to believe that it's a spoof. The great thing is these people are so easy to make fun of.

[faithincowboys]

I wonder how long it's going to last on the website.

Clark is such a tool.

[Luke Skyfreeper]

Hilarious!

[HateBill]

You wrote that whole thing about Clark and you didn't mention the killer *cheekbones*. I mean, like I've seen cheekbones (think Garbo), and I've seen cheekbones (think Nureyev), but has anyone in like the past six decades had cheekbones like Clark?????

Isn't it about time we had a President with great cheekbones?

[MEG33]

Some fun!

[MEG33]

A bit of fun!

[nopardons]

This just CAN'T be for real ! LOL

[faithincowboys]

I thought so too.
another clark blogger wrote this about it.

That was pretty interesting and very true. Instead of wearing a Wes Clark shirt to the Arizona primary, i am going to go and buy one of them sweaters and wear that! Yeah! Go Wes.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

How did Michael Medved hack onto Clark's website?

[faithincowboys]

Why do you think I wrote it? : )

here was something else funny on his website:

Dear Mr. McGovern:

Let me take this opportunity to welcome you in your new home community of Southwest Florida. I am the regional coordinator of the Clark campaign in this area. Just recently, I'm pleased to say that Marco for Clark was formed, along with Sanibel-Captiva Islands for Clark.

Within about a week, we are receiving an overwhelmingly positive response on Marco Island. We will be having a Clark House Party on Friday, January 23rd on Inlet Drive in Marco Estates. You are cordially invited, and I want to thank you for endorsing the next President of the United States.

Please vist our website at http://naplesforclark2004.com for more information, or you can email me at mailto:naplesforclark04@aol.com . We would be extremely thrilled, if you could come to our house party.

Sincerely,

Craig "Red" Holland

(Naples, Florida)

and the same person (loosechange) who wrote the sweater blog responded with this.

An endorsement from McGovern is like a Hallmark card from presidential campaigns past. He showed us that losing can be beautiful and Clark can show us that too. But I prefer that he show us the wonderful world of winning.

I love that you're Red, people call me pink.

The best thing about McGovern is that he sent his kid to med school in Cuba--talking about living the revolution.

Somehow he redeems the name George for me.

Pink

[Wild Irish Rogue]

" You wrote that whole thing about Clark and you didn't mention the killer *cheekbones*. I mean, like I've seen cheekbones (think Garbo), and I've seen cheekbones (think Nureyev), but has anyone in like the past six decades had cheekbones like Clark?????

Lon Chaney,in Phantom of the Opera ( 1925) and our own BatBoy must be part of Wesley's family tree.You forgot to mention the pointy teeth.Put a cape on this guy and you'd swear he slept in a coffin.

[MEG33]

All I know is that I'm laughing!

[nopardons]

So am I! This just HAS TO BE a parody. LOL

[luvbach1]

Clark means business when he puts on a sweater (so does Dan Rather). Dean means business when he rolls up his shirtsleeves. Bubba meant business when he bit his lip or jabbed his finger.

[HateBill]

Turner Classic Movies has a Cary Grant festival tomorrow and I was looking forward to it, but now that I think about it, General Wesley Clark looks so much like Cary Grant that it will be like a harbinger of his Presidency!!!!!

"Mr. Blandings Builds a Dream House" = "Mr. Clark Lives in the White House!!"

We don't know enough about Mrs. Clark, tho. Which one of Cary Grant's wives do you think she is most like? I am hoping Betsey Drake who was in one of my most favorite movies, "Every Girl Should be Married." Cary Grant (i.e., Wesley Clark!) co-starred. I hope she wasn't like his last wife, Dyan Cannon, who just isn't glamorous enough to be first lady!

(Gee, I could really like this blogger stuff!)

[nopardons]

No, no, no, and NO Weaselly Clark doesn't look at all like Cary Grant, and " MR. BLANDINGS BUILDS HIS DREAM HOUSE " is a pretty close bible of our building the one we live in. It's also one of my husband's and my favorite movies! And MY well is deeper, as well as us having all that damned Conn. ledge, which had to be blasted. :-)

This blogger thingy just has to be a parody/joke...it just HAS to be. No one could have written this junk seriously. Could they ?

[jennyp]

You forgot the link.

Which makes me suspicious...