1 posted on
01/17/2004 2:00:55 PM PST by
RWR8189
To: RWR8189
Outlaw fishing rods and only outlaws will have fishing rods...
2 posted on
01/17/2004 2:05:34 PM PST by
craig61a
To: RWR8189
They'll get my snooker cue when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.
3 posted on
01/17/2004 2:07:11 PM PST by
Wissa
To: RWR8189
EU officials are banning air passengers from taking potential weapons such as fishing rods, snooker cues, ice skates, ski poles and skateboards onto planes. Are pens and pencils next? Come fly the naked airlines.
4 posted on
01/17/2004 2:07:17 PM PST by
demlosers
To: RWR8189
What about a ring of keys? They can be threaded onto a belt to make a really good flail.
6 posted on
01/17/2004 2:08:26 PM PST by
aruanan
To: RWR8189
Officials from Portugal, Sweden, Finland and Denmark said they would rather cancel flights than agree to the presence of armed guards, who they said could put the lives of passengers and crew at risk. I guess you guys don't get to fly to the U.S., say goodbye to your money?
What? You dudes are going to reconsider your objection -- I thought so. Haha...
9 posted on
01/17/2004 2:10:31 PM PST by
demlosers
To: RWR8189
EU Bans Fishing Rods in AircraftELIZABETH! I caught myself a big one at 35,000ft!!!
Now I have to pay my dues for the lunker of a lifetime, but it was worth it! LoL's!
10 posted on
01/17/2004 2:11:10 PM PST by
EGPWS
To: RWR8189
It looks like they're banning everything but terrorists.
13 posted on
01/17/2004 2:15:25 PM PST by
aomagrat
(IYAOYAS)
To: RWR8189
What the airline industry should do is just sell tickets, but not actually transport anyone anywhere.
And anyone who refused to buy a certain number of tickets per year would be prosecuted for being a terrorist sympathizer.
16 posted on
01/17/2004 2:20:13 PM PST by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.)
To: RWR8189
The EU (antiChrist) laws must be
HARMONIZED....
if that aint 'new speak' I'll eat my hat...
17 posted on
01/17/2004 2:28:44 PM PST by
joesnuffy
(Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
To: RWR8189
Something fishy here. I think the author's a Pisces, probably working for scale.
18 posted on
01/17/2004 2:36:41 PM PST by
Buck W.
To: RWR8189
I can kill somebody with my bare hands.
Does this mean I have to fly wearing a straight-jacket?
19 posted on
01/17/2004 2:38:14 PM PST by
Gritty
("A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." --Bertrand de Jouvenal)
To: RWR8189
If I have a concealed carry permit can I at least bring my pocket fisherman?
21 posted on
01/17/2004 2:48:13 PM PST by
KarlInOhio
(Plate Teutonics: The theory that Germans are moving the continents.)
To: RWR8189
What about bait? Some of those international flights serve sushi.
23 posted on
01/17/2004 3:48:04 PM PST by
Petronski
(I'm *NOT* always *CRANKY.*)
To: RWR8189
Never happen in the U.S. Too many fly fishers.
24 posted on
01/17/2004 4:03:53 PM PST by
decimon
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