CAPTION THIS [Wesley Clark & Bubba]

[ambrose]

CAPTION THIS

[ambrose]

[Fledermaus]

So, you want to head over to Dean's place for some Metrosex?

[askrenr]

Get your hand out of my pocket Bill!

[RichInOC]

"Wes, you're a handsome man...."

[.45MAN]

Wes I an really glad that you brought Monica's knee pads....

[ThePythonicCow]

Wes old boy - you're going to smile, as I twist the knife in slowly, slowly ...

Yes, sir, Mr. Clinton. It's a pleasure.

[weegee]

All I could come up with was these W.C.Fields quotes:

- "A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for."

- "I never vote for anyone; I always vote against."

- "I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

- "'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it."

- "I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. "

-(When "caught" reading a Bible) "Just looking for loopholes."

[risk]

PRESIDENT CLINTON: General, the world was changing when you and I were in power, and we didn't know it. How can we persuade the world that we were competent then, and can offer Americ and competence today?

GENERAL CLARK: Mr. President, for the rest of the campaign we'll pretend it hasn't changed at all, that the Cold War is over, and the war on terror should be fought like we fight crime. In other words, we'll keep on acting like we did in the 1990s. We'll keep asking the American people why all of this ugliness has happened to them under President Bush's watch, despite the fact that we should have reversed a lot of what President Carter had tried to accomplish on your two watches.

PRESIDENT CLINTON: It could work, General. But don't you think we've had our day in the sun? I mean, isn't it over?

GENERAL CLARK: No sir, the American people are too good hearted to let us down. They want to believe the world is the same as it was in 1990, they're still so optimistic! We'll have to have some other kind of a plan once we regain power, of course. I have no idea how we'll keep New York City from being nuked, for example. I'm sure we'll think of something. My guess is that it'll look a lot like what President Bush and his cabinet are doing. But of course we'll rename the Patriot Act something else and disband Homeland Security. I think the gentel American people are starting to forget about 9/11. Most of them don't believe it happened because we pulled out of Lebanon under President Reagan's watch.

PRESIDENT CLINTON: But we'll be back in the driver's seat again! I knew President Reagan was wrong to leave Lebanon, but like him, despite all the evidence to the contrary, I kept on hoping for global reconcilliation.

GENERAL CLARK: Yes, sir. We will be in the driver's seat again. You know, the way things are going, President Bush could accomplish global reconcilliation anyway. I think we can learn something from what he's doing, don't you? In any case, you'll drop in for tea and crumpets, won't you?

PRESIDENT CLINTON: Only if Hillary approves! And of course we'll learn as much as we can from Presient Bush and his cabinet. They're doing so much of what we said to ourselves needed to be done but lacked the conviction. You know General, we'll be lucky to have a second opportunity to show the world we can make a positive difference. We'll take as many queues for success from President Bush as we can. He really seems to be doing well.

GENERAL CLARK: I agree, Mr. President! GW is almost as impressive as you were in your heyday. Haven't you heard? Hillary's got our cabinet all selected. Have we got some surprises for you, sir!

[Aeronaut]

You're fired!

[Shenandoah]

Gazing into each other's eyes, an unspoken desire became self-evident.....neither one held back.........

[Ed_in_NJ]

Wes: "What ever happened with that chick you raped at Oxford?"

[Jaxter]

Clinton: OK. But next dance, I lead.

[McGruff]

You're a dishonest SOB!

You decide which one it saying it.

[Dante3]

"Where did you get these cool shoulder pads from?"

[Ragirl]

Guess where Clinton's other hand is.

[DainBramage]

That Cocaine Diet Plan sure works well sir. Uh,... your nose looks like a friggin strobe light!

[Knightsofswing]

Wes, I'll be you VP.

Then after your elected, I'll make sure that you are buried in the cematary[sp] of your choice.

[Destructor]

Hey Wes 'ol buddy! Have ya ever heard the phrase "silent, but deadly?"

[mewzilla]

The Manchurian Candidate

[eyespysomething]

I, Wesley, Clark, do solemnly swear...