What to Do When Women Break Up With You.

mensnewsdaily.com ^ | 1/10/04 | Bernard Chapin

[Lazamataz]

Your breakup story was a good one. How's this - I was once dumped in a hearse! That was a bad night.

My worst breakup story starts:

"So, there we were.... there we were... in... the Congo."

[LisaMalia]

Knowing this wasn't good I decided to further humiliate

Ohhhhhh, have I ever been THERE before! Not having the good sense to walk away with that last tiny shred of dignity, but actually trying to talk them into staying. Hopefully I'm a little older and wiser now. Definately older, at least!

[Jeff Gordon]

You see, I've been seeing someone else ...

My ex-wife tried using lines like that with me. More than once I had to ask her "What part of 'I don't give a damn'" do you not understand. I truly did not care what she did with whom. Her attempts to make me jealous just made her look all the more pathetic in my eyes.

[cjshapi]

You weren't supposed to tell anyone how you lost your cooties. Now they're gonna talk.

Just can't help being irresistable, can ya?

[AnAmericanMother]

"Yeah, sweetie, how's about a kiss? << smmmmooooch! >> "

[e_engineer]

Marriage must be twice as fun.

After reading this, I'm going to tell my wife that she "holds the key to all of my endorphin receptors." ;^)

[Jim Noble]

I must differ. If your woman leaves you, get a dog! The dog is always glad to see you. The dog doesn't care if you are early, late, don't come at all, or what condition you are in when you get there. The dog is always happy to see you!

Plus, when you say, "Hey-let's go out!" your dog is always ready. He's already got all his stuff.

[AnAmericanMother]

My dog,(the worlds smartest blue heeler)

Picture?

[cjshapi]

Yeah, I've learned a lot since those days myself. Funny how time and experience can get us thinking straight.

[Lazamataz]

Just can't help being irresistable, can ya?

I've just got it like that.

The one with the fur is me. The one with the blonde hair is you.

[Az Joe]

My little ex-twit, who I worked with, thought that it would be just fine to dump me, marry a guy and then have him come WORK WITH US! She thought that we would all get along just great!

We didn't.

[spodefly]

My dog never says, "What another gun? Have you been seeing other dogs? What about our relationship? Do you have plans for OUR future? You never tell me YOUR feelings!" etc.

My Dad always said, "If you want true love, get a dog." Oddly enough, my Mom said the same thing.

[NYC GOP Chick]

LOL!

[cjshapi]

Well, some folks are just dumber than a bag of hammers. Consider yourself lucky you can refer to her as ex.

[Lazamataz]

No fair posting a picture of Arafat.

Seperated at birth?

[Namyak]

nope... 21... he's 22... it's just amazing the fact that he hasn't seemed to mature since the age of 13...

[LisaMalia]

I guess this thread wouldn't be complete without the greatest "breakup" line ever...."Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"

[NYC GOP Chick]

You know, come to think of it, I actually used that line once -- and he didn't get it. Blessing in disguise, I'm sure. ;)

[gdogdaily]

that's just nuts. I hope you fired him.

[Vision]

Now, you have accomplished something that one hundred scheming, pathologically lying, Marxist professors never could; you have completely rewritten history.

LOL, maybe quote of the year.