What to Do When Women Break Up With You.

mensnewsdaily.com ^ | 1/10/04 | Bernard Chapin

[NYC GOP Chick]

Where are you getting all this Seinfeld dialog???

[Axenolith]

Arf... The Devil went down to Georgia, and he WASN'T looking for souls to steal... :)

[LisaMalia]

I'm a Seinfeld nut (obviously), and the best site I've found for quotes is pkmeco.com
That said, since I know this information, I think I need to get a life....:)

[NYC GOP Chick]

I like the show and watch the reruns, but I don't consider myself a diehard. Did I ever tell you about the time the *real* Soup Nazi glared at me?

[NeoCaveman]

Okay Doc, what does one do when that occasion is 3 or 4 times a day?
Stop taking the Viagra?

Why would anybody need Viagra for that, other than BobDole, that is....

[LisaMalia]

You're kidding? What did you do????? Not that you had to do much to get a glare, I'm sure!

[LisaMalia]

Hmmmmmmm.

[tj005]

>>And what if she's left you for a woman? It happened to me.<<

I had that happened to me too. It was a big shocker for a 21 yr old at the time. (that was over 20 yrs ago)

[tj005]

ROFLMFAO!!!!

[NYC GOP Chick]

Well, usually I had my $8 ready (that's how much it was for a small soup, which came with a fruit, some bread and probably some other stuff), so I would give my order, hand him the money and then step to the left, as the sign ordered.

But one day, I only had a $10 bill, so after I gave him my order and my money, I stood there while waiting for my change and he just glared at me and jabbed his finger, pointing to the left.

I got teased at work for the next couple of days because of that, which only proves that going for lunch with co-workers is a bad idea. :D

[SauronOfMordor]

You seem to be making some blanket statements with not much factual information to back them up.

The bit about guys reaching their peak in their teens, vs women in their 30's, has a reasonable amount of research behind it, like this article on MSN.com's "health" section

The other part is from personal observation, including being a developer for an online dating site. Women past their 30s have more trouble, and have to work harder at, finding "suitable" dates than men the same age do.

[EGPWS]

Stop taking the Viagra?

I did stop, after insisting that my cardiologist prescribe it for me after cacking from an aortic dissection...(at an early age I might add, 3 years ago) for my girl friend at the time thought it would be advantageous. Well, she/I came to realize that she was more of an asset, after changing her "crank turning" than the viagra was, so I gave the prescription to my 88 year old father after receiving his request for it! ; )

[NYC GOP Chick]

TMI! ;)

[SauronOfMordor]

It was a big shocker for a 21 yr old at the time. (that was over 20 yrs ago)

You too? Actually, with me it was my leaving her, because the triangle was getting far too strange

[EGPWS]

Why would anybody need Viagra for that, other than BobDole, that is....

You have humbled me deeply. : (

[EGPWS]

TMI! ;)

Gosh, can you please help an acronym challenged soul and spell that out? I've tried to place it and can't. This coming from a person that has to live by acronyms in his profession. : (

[EGPWS]

TMI! ;)

Thanks, I think my slooooow but sure mind has figgered.

My apologies NYC GOP Chick, I'll keep my TMI's in check!

Regards

[NYC GOP Chick]

I don't know what you figured it out to be, but it stands for Too Much Information! :)

[EGPWS]

I don't know what you figured it out to be, but it stands for Too Much Information! :)

Yeaaa, you pegged my deduction and I apologize for the inappropriate sends, I will keep check on it in the future.

Thanks!

[NYC GOP Chick]

No problem. ;)