What to Do When Women Break Up With You.

mensnewsdaily.com ^ | 1/10/04 | Bernard Chapin

[SauronOfMordor]

What to Do When Women Break Up With You. Go out and start looking for a younger better looking one.

This is the thing that drives many 40-something women nuts. We can.

In terms of sexual attractiveness, guys peak much later in life than women.

[SauronOfMordor]

If your woman leaves you, get a dog! The dog is always glad to see you. The dog doesn't care if you are early, late, don't come at all, or what condition you are in when you get there. The dog is always happy to see you!

But your woman doesn't piss on the carpet as often

[Woahhs]

Subordinate? He did not work for me...I met him through friends ;)

In that case...well played! (clap, clap)

[LisaMalia]

This is the thing that drives many 40-something women nuts. We can. In terms of sexual attractiveness, guys peak much later in life than women.

Ahhhhh, but what gender hits their sexual peak at WHAT age???....:)

[Windsong]

"...with no less than five individuals over the course of three years"

So she said.

Hopefully you didn't buy it?

[SauronOfMordor]

Ahhhhh, but what gender hits their sexual peak at WHAT age???....:)

Guys hit their peak for desiring sex at 16. Gals hit their peak at desiring sex at 30. I was talking about peak desirability, though. The ages are reversed then.

[Vinnie]

The only reason she keeps me is because she can't run the can opener.

Better not let her see the new Alpo cans with the pull tab top then. (G)

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Lazamataz, always a voice of reason in an otherwise psychotic world.

BTW, has anyone seen my Arkansas Stone?

[EGPWS]

My point is, regardless of the specifics, occasionally you come across a wonderful girl who makes you see a horizon that looks mighty good indeed. She answers all questions.

Okay Doc, what does one do when that occasion is 3 or 4 times a day?

I gasp at the thought of a response to that one! : 0

[NeoCaveman]

And what if she's left you for a woman? It happened to me.

Inviter her to bring her "friend" over....

[wizardoz]

You know, it's funny about breaking up. In my teens, when I was a romantic soul, getting dumped meant a full year of mourning, moping, and basically disgusting my buddies to the limits of their endurance.

In my twenties, getting dumped meant two-three months of brooding.

In my thirties, getting dumped meant a really bad week coming up.

In 18 months, I'll be 40. Getting dumped is going to involve hours of angst, I'm sure.

[EGPWS]

Guys hit their peak for desiring sex at 16.

Thank you for the compliment for I guess that makes ME "young at heart"! : )

Consider it a plateau and not a peak!

[LisaMalia]

Guys hit their peak for desiring sex at 16. Gals hit their peak at desiring sex at 30. I was talking about peak desirability, though. The ages are reversed then.

Actually, no...there is no set age for reaching one's sexual peak. It varies with the individual. As for desirability that depends on personal tastes.

You seem to be making some blanket statements with not much factual information to back them up.

[wizardoz]

But your woman doesn't piss on the carpet as often

Actually, there was this one... never mind.

[Lazamataz]

In 18 months, I'll be 40. Getting dumped is going to involve hours of angst, I'm sure.

LOL! Exactly!

[Larry Lucido]

Classic episode on breakups:

Maura, entering Monk's: "George?"
George: "Maura. Oh, my God! What are you doing here?!"
Maura: "You told me to meet you here for lunch."
George, standing up and overreacting: "Oh, I'm caught in my own web of lies!"
Maura, to Loretta: "I'm Maura."
Loretta, to Maura: "I'm Loretta. You want to join us?"
George: "This is all blowing up in my face! My serious girlfriend, and my
torrid love affair have accidentally crossed paths. I have ruined three
lives. Well, I understand if you never want to see me again, so..."
Maura: "George, what we have is too important. We can work through this."
Loretta: "So can we."
George: "What? So, this is still not over?"
Maura: "No."
George: "You?"
Loretta: "No."
George, reluctantly sitting down: "All right."

[NeoCaveman]

My much younger boyfriend, at the time, came to my place one day without warning and decided he wanted to 'move on'. I believe his words were...."I think of you as a mentor....a sister....". I turned away....rustled up a tear for him to stream down one cheek and said....."Oh, darn.....now I will have to cancel your reservation to Tahiti."

Mrs. Robinson, is that you?

[LisaMalia]

Another Seinfeld classic:

"Oh, what's the point?
When I like them, they don't like me, when they like me, I don't like them.
Why can't I act with the ones I like the same way I do with the ones I don't like?"

"Well, you've only got another fifty years or so to go before it'll all be over..."

- George and Jerry, discussing women, in "The Old Man

Doesn't that just say it all?..... and it can apply to both men and women!

[NYC GOP Chick]

Okay Doc, what does one do when that occasion is 3 or 4 times a day?

Stop taking the Viagra?