In my twenties, getting dumped meant two-three months of brooding.
In my thirties, getting dumped meant a really bad week coming up.
In 18 months, I'll be 40. Getting dumped is going to involve hours of angst, I'm sure.
LOL! Exactly!
Your knees will start to go in 43 months. Set your timer and enjoy them while they last. ;-)
Actually, your line reminds me of a great comedy routine I heard concerning what middle-age is like. The comedian said, "I still enjoy sex, but first I check to see if anything good's on cable".