What to Do When Women Break Up With You.

mensnewsdaily.com ^ | 1/10/04 | Bernard Chapin

[Guillermo]

HAHA! that's a good one I may just have to use!

[Ukiapah Heep]

Enjoy the breakup! You are starving a divorce lawyer!

[MaryFromMichigan]

Lazamataz- The only freeper with "groupies"!

[Loyalist]

Dating subordinates anyone?

Never. Don't get your meat where you get your bread.

[Stallone]

Sorry if I'm intruding, but it might be interesting if embarrassing to share one of my most bizarre breakup tales (not a pretty story).

An ex-girlfriend of mine once exited...for the female cutie we were BOTH sharing our bed with, together.

I still laugh about it today.

The link-up was my brainchild in the first place, and like evil Dr. Frankenstein, my creation came back to bite me...hard!

The loss of the two-fer at the time was somewhat regrettable (it had gone on for the better part of the year!), but I can truly reflect back and know that I lived every fantasy a young man would want to...and more.

The permutations and combinations of such an arrangement over such a long period were infinite, and I simply needed (and did) collate and file every possible option!

The funny thing is that the two of them, brought together inadvertantly by my scheming, ended up in the dustbin of history shortly thereafter, if it was any consolation.

I like to think of myself as the 'glue' that had held them together (this is getting worse).

In any event, if you think the breakup of a mono relationship is bad, the stereo version in my opinion was much more animated.

Good luck!

[Lazamataz]

LOL! Great story. I've been fortunate in the Mix-and-Match world too. Both times in foreign countries, once with a significant other. The SO and I didn't get to try nearly the combinations I would have liked, it was a one-time event. However, RUSSIA ... now THAT was a different story. I had quite a few interesting situations there. At one point I had more women (three) than you can reasonably find a use for. There's nothing you can do with three that cannot be reasonably accomplished with two. :o)

Oh, I've had a wild life. Now it's time to settle down.

After all the blood tests, mind you. :o)

[Stallone]

I've heard of Russian double-agents, but this is something quite novel!

[Stallone]

The juiciest details...right here on Free Republic.

Why go to those other websites?

P.S. I'll remember to suggest a 'Penthouse' forum to JimRob!

[BossLady]

Subordinate? He did not work for me...I met him through friends ;)

[Charles H. (The_r0nin)]

He's the only freeper with "groupies"!

I have the opposite problem. I'm the only Freeper with anti-groupies. The more I talk with someone, the more they don't seem to remember ever talking to me before...

[LisaMalia]

Ahh, I'll remember you!

[LisaMalia]

Wonder if that's what happened to Lou Diamond Phillips?

[Charles H. (The_r0nin)]

That's what they all say...

*grin*

[Landru]

"Did he mean, 'bawling'?"

HA!!
I caught that faux pas, too.

"Of course he meant 'bawling', not "balling," I thought to myself.

...or he wouldn't have been bitching.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Is it me is the Heman Woman Hater's Club descending upon FR?

[Landru]

"How's this - I was once dumped in a hearse! That was a bad night."

Why "bad"?
When something's dead.

...there's no better place to be.

[cyborg]

LOL

[SauronOfMordor]

Even better is to be sufficiently observant that you see it coming, and give HER the breakup notification before she gets a chance to do it to you. That will really drive her nuts

How do you tell she's about to break it off? Ignore what she says, watch what she does. Does she increasingly have "better things to do" than see you? Is she becoming increasingly critical? Does it not take much of anything at all to send her into an angry snit? These are indicators that she's psyching herself up to move on.

A woman who's really interested looks for any opportunity to be with you. She WANTS to hang out with you in preference to other activities. She goes out of her way to do things to make you happy so you'll love her more. When this slows down, this is an indicator that she's not happy, and you had better work on things. If LOTS of these indicators show up, then it looks like she's passing the point of no return, and it's time to plan your exit strategy