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Posted on 01/09/2004 6:37:49 AM PST by Mo1
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To: Brad's Gramma; sultan88; cherry_bomb88; Happygal; MadIvan
"FReepers"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "FReeBird")
Left will steal, beg, or borrow...
To protect Ol' Slick Willie!!
But Bill must be travellin' on now...
'Cuz his Treason threatens our Liberty!!
If we condoned Slick's Corruption...
Country wouldn't be the same!!
Righteous must retake this World, now...
And this World shall be remade...oh-oh-oh-ah-oh-ohhhh...
And the Left shall feel our ra-a-a-age...
Lib'rals, bow yer heads in sha-a-a-a-a-ame...
Lord knows, World must cha-a-a-ange...........
[Guitar weepin']
Realize, Willie, you'll go to prison...yeah, yeah...
You're just a Tyrant, you can't change!!
Oh, please don't act like the Victim...
'Cuz Lord knows you're to blame.
Slick, if we condoned your crimes, boy...
Nation wouldn't be the same!!
So we FRee-eep fer the Truth now...
And this World we shall now change...ohh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ahhhh...
And Lib'rals we'll now de-Fame...
And the Medyuh shall be shamed!!!!!
Lord knows it shall change...
Lord, help us, we must cha-a-a-a-a-ange...
Folks, we must change...
Won't ya join the FRee-pers?!! Yeah-eah-eah!!
[Guitar Jammin' to close]
Mudboy Slim
561
posted on
01/09/2004 9:35:44 PM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: trussell
A blonde's car breaks down on the interstate one day, so she eases it over onto the shoulder. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Out jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs.
It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the driver of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?"
"My car broke down," explains the blonde. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?" screams the cop. "Those are my emergency flashers!" replied the blonde.
To: Brad's Gramma
Thank You Freepers
$20 from Tennessee
$5 monthly from Michigan
$25 from California
$10 from Maryland
563
posted on
01/09/2004 9:38:20 PM PST
by
Mo1
(Join the dollar a day crowd now!)
To: Brad's Gramma
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COOL .. I like it
Did ya steal it??
564
posted on
01/09/2004 9:40:16 PM PST
by
Mo1
(Join the dollar a day crowd now!)
To: trussell
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.No comment.
565
posted on
01/09/2004 9:40:59 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Donate to Free Republic!! I have SEWING to do!!!!!)
To: trussell
You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer. There is another definition of the word brew?????
566
posted on
01/09/2004 9:41:04 PM PST
by
Gabz
(smoke gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business -swat'em)
To: NYTexan
You're welcome!!
567
posted on
01/09/2004 9:41:51 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Donate to Free Republic!! I have SEWING to do!!!!!)
To: Brad's Gramma
Everyone of your replies has made me laugh loudly!! Thank you for providing the entertainment.
568
posted on
01/09/2004 9:42:12 PM PST
by
trussell
(Ante Up!!)
To: NYTexan
HA HA HA HA HAAAAA
569
posted on
01/09/2004 9:42:44 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Donate to Free Republic!! I have SEWING to do!!!!!)
To: AQGeiger; Brad's Gramma
I enter med school next year.... Cool .. We have a doctor in the house
Maybe you can help Grammie with her problem?
Seriously though, Congrats and Best Wishes with your studies
570
posted on
01/09/2004 9:43:51 PM PST
by
Mo1
(Join the dollar a day crowd now!)
To: trussell
Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.GASP! This is a PUBLIC forum!!!
571
posted on
01/09/2004 9:44:05 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Donate to Free Republic!! I have SEWING to do!!!!!)
To: Indy Pendance
ROFLMBO!!
572
posted on
01/09/2004 9:44:13 PM PST
by
trussell
(Ante Up!!)
To: trussell
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.I.V.'s are your FRIEND!!!
573
posted on
01/09/2004 9:45:09 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Donate to Free Republic!! I have SEWING to do!!!!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
Won't ya join the FRee-pers?!! Yeah-eah-eah!!
There's a wholelotta talent on this forum!!! WHOO HOO MUD!
574
posted on
01/09/2004 9:46:48 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Donate to Free Republic!! I have SEWING to do!!!!!)
To: Indy Pendance
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
575
posted on
01/09/2004 9:47:18 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Donate to Free Republic!! I have SEWING to do!!!!!)
To: Mo1; MoJo2001
MoJo made it for me, for the Freepathon. Making it, of course, free to steal! :-)
576
posted on
01/09/2004 9:47:59 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Donate to Free Republic!! I have SEWING to do!!!!!)
To: Brad's Gramma
Latest incoming:
$100 from Kansas
$50 from California
Thank you Kansas and California!!
And here's the last batch of checks that have been received so far:
$20 from California
$50 from Florida
$20 from Georgia
$10 from Georgia
$20 from Georgia
$5 from South Carolina
$20 from California
$100 from Ohio
$100 from Minnesota
$25 from Florida
$100 from Washington
$50 from California
$100 from Florida
$25 from New Jersey
$10 from Iowa
$30 from Tennessee
$10 from Florida
$20 from Arkansas
$20 monthly from South Dakota
Thank you all very much!!
577
posted on
01/09/2004 9:48:34 PM PST
by
Jim Robinson
(I don't belong to no organized political party. I'm a Republycan.)
To: trussell
YOU started it!
Mooooooooommmmmmmyyyyyyyyy..........trussell's yelling at me again!!!!
578
posted on
01/09/2004 9:48:40 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Donate to Free Republic!! I have SEWING to do!!!!!)
To: Mo1; AQGeiger
Maybe you can help Grammie with her problem?Which one?
579
posted on
01/09/2004 9:49:23 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Donate to Free Republic!! I have SEWING to do!!!!!)
To: Brad's Gramma
The PUBLIC can read what we write here????
*GASP!*
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