Our 1st Quarter Freepathon is Underway! - Thread 5

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[Mo1]

God Bless America
Land of the Free and of the Brave

Help Support Free Republic

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReepers"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "FReeBird")

Left will steal, beg, or borrow...
To protect Ol' Slick Willie!!
But Bill must be travellin' on now...
'Cuz his Treason threatens our Liberty!!
If we condoned Slick's Corruption...
Country wouldn't be the same!!
Righteous must retake this World, now...
And this World shall be remade...oh-oh-oh-ah-oh-ohhhh...
And the Left shall feel our ra-a-a-age...
Lib'rals, bow yer heads in sha-a-a-a-a-ame...
Lord knows, World must cha-a-a-ange...........

[Guitar weepin']

Realize, Willie, you'll go to prison...yeah, yeah...
You're just a Tyrant, you can't change!!
Oh, please don't act like the Victim...
'Cuz Lord knows you're to blame.
Slick, if we condoned your crimes, boy...
Nation wouldn't be the same!!
So we FRee-eep fer the Truth now...
And this World we shall now change...ohh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ahhhh...
And Lib'rals we'll now de-Fame...
And the Medyuh shall be shamed!!!!!
Lord knows it shall change...
Lord, help us, we must cha-a-a-a-a-ange...
Folks, we must change...
Won't ya join the FRee-pers?!! Yeah-eah-eah!!

[Guitar Jammin' to close]

Mudboy Slim

[Indy Pendance]

A blonde's car breaks down on the interstate one day, so she eases it over onto the shoulder. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.

Out jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs.

It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the driver of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?"

"My car broke down," explains the blonde. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?" screams the cop. "Those are my emergency flashers!" replied the blonde.

[Mo1]

Thank You Freepers
$20 from Tennessee
$5 monthly from Michigan
$25 from California
$10 from Maryland

[Mo1]

COOL .. I like it

Did ya steal it??

[Brad’s Gramma]

You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

No comment.

[Gabz]

You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer.

There is another definition of the word brew?????

[Brad’s Gramma]

You're welcome!!

[trussell]

Everyone of your replies has made me laugh loudly!! Thank you for providing the entertainment.

[Brad’s Gramma]

HA HA HA HA HAAAAA

[Mo1]

I enter med school next year....

Cool .. We have a doctor in the house

Maybe you can help Grammie with her problem?

Seriously though, Congrats and Best Wishes with your studies

[Brad’s Gramma]

Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.

GASP! This is a PUBLIC forum!!!

[trussell]

ROFLMBO!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

I.V.'s are your FRIEND!!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Won't ya join the FRee-pers?!! Yeah-eah-eah!!

There's a wholelotta talent on this forum!!! WHOO HOO MUD!

[Brad’s Gramma]

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Brad’s Gramma]

MoJo made it for me, for the Freepathon. Making it, of course, free to steal! :-)

[Jim Robinson]

Latest incoming:

$100 from Kansas
$50 from California

Thank you Kansas and California!!

And here's the last batch of checks that have been received so far:

$20 from California
$50 from Florida
$20 from Georgia
$10 from Georgia
$20 from Georgia
$5 from South Carolina
$20 from California
$100 from Ohio
$100 from Minnesota
$25 from Florida
$100 from Washington
$50 from California
$100 from Florida
$25 from New Jersey
$10 from Iowa
$30 from Tennessee
$10 from Florida
$20 from Arkansas
$20 monthly from South Dakota

Thank you all very much!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

YOU started it!

Mooooooooommmmmmmyyyyyyyyy..........trussell's yelling at me again!!!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Maybe you can help Grammie with her problem?

Which one?

[ValerieUSA]

The PUBLIC can read what we write here????
*GASP!*