Our 1st Quarter Freepathon is Underway! - Thread 5

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[Mo1]

God Bless America
Land of the Free and of the Brave

Help Support Free Republic

[trussell]

I actually meant to change the "to" to "all". LOL!!

[ValerieUSA]

Those "too much coffee" lines are FUNNY
I'll print some out to take to the coffee shop that has my photos on display

[Brad’s Gramma]

Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!

Mud, if not here, on this earth...he and the missus will get their just rewards. You wrote another great one, THANKS!

[Mo1]

but he doesn't talk much and expects me to read articles of interest to him! Humph...don't think so, bunkie. lol

Typical man *L*

[ValerieUSA]

I'll change it to: "You know you've almost had enough coffee when..."

[Mo1]

Thank You Freepers !
$20 from Virginia
$5 monthly from Arkansas
$50 from Arkansas
$50 from Maine

[trussell]

You know you've had to much coffee when...

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. People get dizzy just watching you. You've worn the finish off your coffee table. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you. . . .

[Mo1]

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

Smart man

[Gabz]

I like those names.

there was one post that seriously annoyed me and so I stopped.....a guy complaining about the wimpy names wives pick for sons and how no man should allow it or some such nonsense. I really wanted to lash into him.........

We chose not to find out the sex of our baby and so picked names for both a boy or a girl. I fought tooth and nail for my choice of a boy's name, and actually enlisted friends of mine that hubby has a great deal of respect for and he finally gave in. Had we had a son, he would have been named after his father with III after his name.

[Mudboy Slim]

Y'all are pullin' out all the stops...heck, I might just haveta send another check...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mo1]

Thank You Freepers !
$100 from California
$25 from California

[trussell]

You know you've had to much coffee when...

Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house. Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio. People can test their batteries in your ears. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans. . . .

[Gabz]

That is so cool!!!!!!!!!!

[Mo1]

Thank You Ben Hecks !

[Brad’s Gramma]

You've worn the finish off your coffee table.

Well, hummmmph. It's saved a LOT of money over the years not having to buy sand paper!

[Alamo-Girl]

Bump for more monthly donors!

[Mudboy Slim]

"...if not here, on this earth...he and the missus will get their just rewards."

I'd prefer we take care of our own dirty laundry and let the BigMan worry about more consequential things...MUD

[trussell]

You know you've had to much coffee when...

Instant coffee takes too long. You channel surf faster without a remote. When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the last drop. You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison. . .

[Brad’s Gramma]

Mud! You have FREEPMAIL!!!!!!

[Gabz]

You can jump-start your car without cables.

I wish it were true - I'm just thankful it is so cold right now because the back of my van is fullof trash bags to be taken to the dump but it won't start............new battery is being purchased in the morning.