[trussell]

You know you've had to much coffee when...

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. People get dizzy just watching you. You've worn the finish off your coffee table. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you. . . .

[Brad’s Gramma]

You've worn the finish off your coffee table.

Well, hummmmph. It's saved a LOT of money over the years not having to buy sand paper!