If that happened, Dean would propose U.S. college scholarships for anyone able to prove they are an Islamofacist or wannabe suicide bomber.
Wesley, not to be out done, would agree and propose inclusion of of Hamas, Hezbolla, Black September, and Islamic Jihad in the plan.
Kerry, would claim that all these proposals are useless unless these new students can afford to take America up on the plan....his proposal of $1,500 per month for each student will be hailed as true conservative compassion.
I could go on, but I'm feeling ill.