[SouthernHawk]

Good Morning LaDiva! Good morning to our military and good morning to the entire Canteen crew.

Warm up exercise for today . . . . "Your ISP may a little too slow if....."

1. Text on Web pages display as Morse Code and... Graphics arrive via FedEx.
2. You believe a heavier string might improve your throughput
3. You post a message to your favorite Newsgroup and it displays a week later.
4. Your credit card expires while ordering on-line.
5. Playboy web site exhibits "Playmate of the year"...for 1989.
6. You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, "Ping Pong".
7. Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone' sounds like Forrest Gump.
8. You receive e-mails with stamps on them.
9. You click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, SH. Thanks for today's warmup exercise. I've had a few days when my ISP seemed this slow. ((HUGS)) to you and LadyHawk and wishes that work slows a little for you.

[Soaring Feather]

Good morning SH!! Great to see you!

Have a wonderful day.

Best regards to Lady Hawk.

[beachn4fun]

Why Mr. Hawk so glad to see you today. Happy New Year to you and the missus.

Here's a little something to contemplate in your spare time (he...he....)

1) "If someone is addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers, can he quit cold turkey?"

2)"Did golfers in ancient Rome yell "IV" before teeing off?"

3) "If you arrest a mime, do you still have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?"

(courtesy of the Reader's Digest)

[MoJo2001]

SOUTHERNHAWK!! There you are!

*HUGS*

I've missed ya! How are you and LadyHawk?? Did you have a great vacation? I hope so!!

[LaDivaLoca]

"Your ISP may a little too slow if....."

ROTFLOL! These are great!

You and LadyHawk have been sorely missed. It's great to "see" you. *HUGS to you both.