Dr. Laura Schlessinger: 'The Proper Care And Feeding Of Husbands'

WorldNetDaily.com ^ | Tuesday, January 6, 2004 | Dr. Laura Schlessinger

[Southack]

Thanks. No one else must have noticed that post, though!

[Lazamataz]

No one would include Laz.

That's not true. People have included me before.

Why, there was that nice court thing. Everyone was SO INTERESTED in me. :o)

[Lazamataz]

I noticed it, and was struck by it's simple wisdom.

I never should have married when I did. I should have become happy with myself first. I suspect I will be marriage material in about 6 months to a year.

[cjshapi]

It's not just people who like you. Don't forget the alpacas!

[Lazamataz]

Laz is Jewish. I think they keep their wives.

Unless we get kicked to the curb. :o)

[Mad Dawgg]

"Like when the kids are at the grandparents and she just wanted a few days to herself to wander around the house in her underwear without being leered at. I mean, does a woman have to give up everything when she gets married?"

Reality check: You are trying to get Hot water out of a cold water faucet.

Rule One: When men see a woman in her underwear (especially if she looks good in her underwear) we will leer.

Rule Two: Even if you are wearing a Burka Men will leer. It is not in our power to stop. Deal with it.

[Lazamataz]

GMTA

GMTA?

[LPStar]

I wonder why, if men have wives who don't enjoy sex, that they don't question their technique and approach? It's not like women should have to endure sex - if they prefer root canals, something's wrong with someone!

[hopespringseternal]

Sarcasm and irony simply don't exist for some people.

[AppyPappy]

Like when the kids are at the grandparents and she just wanted a few days to herself to wander around the house in her underwear without being leered at. I mean, does a woman have to give up everything when she gets married?

Don't worry. When you get older, we stop leering.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I am referring to No one for miles around. By the way I want my tagline back.

[Eaker]

Min-Pin Ping

[Conspiracy Guy]

Great Minds Think Alike

[Hildy]

How old are you? Twenty years ago, maybe even 10, I would have said the same thing as you. But being older, wiser and MARRIED now, I have to say that Laura is 110% correct on very single point.

[Muzzle_em]

In the Jewish marriage contract, the wife is to be guaranteed three things.
A roof over her head-
Chidren-
Clothing


They should add jewelry. Surely you know how much Jewish women love jewelry!

[Lazamataz]

I LOVE MINIPINS.

What a cute little (terrified) puppy!

[Lazamataz]

I am referring to No one for miles around.

Well tell Ms. ForMileAround that NoOne loves her.

By the way I want my tagline back.

Come and try an' take it, copper!

[najida]

I wonder why, if men have wives who don't enjoy sex, that they don't question their technique and approach? It's not like women should have to endure sex - if they prefer root canals, something's wrong with someone!

Excellent point!
My favorite saying is....
"A woman would rather have no sex than bad sex....
To a man, there is no such thing as bad sex."

[Slip18]

That's the Laz I know. LOL!

And would you please give CG back his tagline.

BTW, congratulations on getting off cocaine. That is an enormous step in the right direction. But you better still remain the Laz we have all gotten to know and love.

[hopespringseternal]

I wonder why, if men have wives who don't enjoy sex, that they don't question their technique and approach? It's not like women should have to endure sex - if they prefer root canals, something's wrong with someone!

Ask the average woman. Her big problem with the way her husband has sex is the fact that he wants to have it in the first place. Most will tell you they enjoy it, but for some reason that enjoyment doesn't translate to wanting it.

Too bad that sort of mentality doesn't translate to chocolate.

Besides, "not wanting it" gives her all the power in the relationship. Some men are catching on to that power play, though, and using it. Some women are finding out to their sorrow that not being chased around the bed is a lot worse than putting up with it a little too often.