http://www.moynihaninstitute.org/pariser.htm
by Link Hoggthrob
Buffalo, NY - October 23, 2003
Who is Eli Pariser and why does he keep spamming Americans with commie pinko faggot propaganda about protesting Iraq, Arnold's groping, defeating Republicans, world peace, racism, and every other conceivable piece of Politically Correct liberal claptrap imaginable? As MotherHo magazine put it:
"The son of two 1960s activists who founded an alternative high school in Camden, Maine, Pariser graduated from college at 19. His stint as an in-your-face radical ended early, too, after kibitzing for a few hours with D.C. cops at an anti-IMF rally in April 2000."
See, this is what happens when hippies have kids, and is another reason that we should encourage their dope-smoking habits (recent studies found that smoking pot leads to sterility; we can only hope Pariser is a real chronic fiend). Pariser is the Kommisar of MoveOn.org, an organization that started as a slush-fund-under-the-radar outfit for those who SUPPORTED Bill Clinton's groping, womanizing, Oval Office blowjob-and-cigar antics. It's funny then that perhaps Pariser's most absurd endeavor was using this very same MoveOn.org to urge California voters to vote AGAINST Arnold because of his alleged groping, which paled in comparison to Clinton's date raping, back-of-the-el-camino ways.
But what else would one expect from an out-and-out ideologue, whose only principal is the election of Democrats? Only Pariser, whose Frenchy-Frenchy sounding name is highly suspicious (does he take ballet lessons?) is too much of a wus to actually register as a Democrat or be up front about his partisan agenda. So instead, he parades around as an activist. If it weren't for the fact that his antics have corresponded EXACTLY with the GOP winning MORE elections (his campaign really did Arianna Hufferwhore a lot of good, eh?) we'd be hoping for some sort of household injury or hackey-sack mishap is in his near future. Peace out, dude.