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1 posted on 12/31/2003 1:40:58 PM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: BigWaveBetty; Hillary's Lovely Legs; mountaineer; Timeout; ClancyJ; BlessedAmerican; ...
Happy New Year
2 posted on 12/31/2003 1:41:37 PM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs (I have a plan. I need empty liquor bottles, a vacuum cleaner, and a dead monkey.)
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"1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by [name removed]. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night."

If they were fraternal rather than identical twins this is possible.
3 posted on 12/31/2003 1:43:30 PM PST by John Beresford Tipton
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ROFLMAO! GREAT POST!

I can't pick a favorite --- they're all too dang hilarious.
7 posted on 12/31/2003 1:47:26 PM PST by onyx (Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.)
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Are they even sure who the mother is?
8 posted on 12/31/2003 1:47:28 PM PST by aomagrat (IYAOYAS)
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It either Bill Clinton , Steve Garvey or Jack as in the Box
9 posted on 12/31/2003 1:48:18 PM PST by al baby (Ice cream does not have bones)
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They were too busy excerising their "right to choose"!Choose between Tom,Dick,Harry,Fred,Peter,Calvin,George,not to mention the rest of the community.
11 posted on 12/31/2003 1:49:55 PM PST by INSENSITIVE GUY
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I saw a list of questions and answers of guys going into the service during WW2, here is my favorite question and answer.

Question: What is you church preference?

Answer: Red brick.

12 posted on 12/31/2003 1:50:16 PM PST by blam
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7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.

Whew! I wear only Royal Blue!

What's a squaddie?

13 posted on 12/31/2003 1:50:58 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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One of the funniest things I have read in a long time! What a great way to end the year! Thanks for posting this!
15 posted on 12/31/2003 1:51:51 PM PST by ladyinred (God Bless our Troops!)
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Mommy always said I came from Heaven.

16 posted on 12/31/2003 1:52:20 PM PST by BigWaveBetty (HAPPY NEW YEAR!!)
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"Who is my babydaddy?" BUMP.
19 posted on 12/31/2003 1:53:30 PM PST by Constitution Day (Iraqi blogger to President Bush: "The bones in the mass graves salute you, Avenger of the Bones.")
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bump
20 posted on 12/31/2003 1:54:59 PM PST by VOA
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More euro-wackiness - Watch for flying fridges.
23 posted on 12/31/2003 2:00:51 PM PST by BigWaveBetty (HAPPY NEW YEAR!!)
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These are genuine excerpts from the forms (names removed) :

Right... I think they are a little ~too~ good to be true.

25 posted on 12/31/2003 2:03:02 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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Bwahhhhhahahahaha!
#3 and #11 are my favorites.
29 posted on 12/31/2003 2:08:00 PM PST by najida (Where is Snake Pliskin when you need him?)
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Ummm, yas! We are indeed firmly planted in the era of
the hyperactive birth canal. If you're a taxpayer, watch
out! If you're not a taxpayer then just sit back and wait
for your next offering of free government cheese.
30 posted on 12/31/2003 2:09:44 PM PST by davisfh
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Sounds like some of the wackos on Montel Williams, LOL!
32 posted on 12/31/2003 2:15:06 PM PST by Gottwnz
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Hence the origin of the term "mass confusion."
35 posted on 12/31/2003 2:26:27 PM PST by Destructor
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"Look, I am not your father..."
37 posted on 12/31/2003 2:28:53 PM PST by mikrofon
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What?! No ping for me?!
38 posted on 12/31/2003 2:30:11 PM PST by IncPen ( "Saddam is in our hearts! Saddam is in our hearts!" "Saddam is in our jail!")
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