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| 12/29/2003
| Joe Kovacs
Posted on 12/29/2003 7:56:45 PM PST by ovrtaxt
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posted on
12/29/2003 7:56:45 PM PST
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ovrtaxt
To: Mrs Zip; BOBWADE
ping
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posted on
12/29/2003 7:58:31 PM PST
by
zip
To: zip
Hurricane Buckwheat. ROFL!
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posted on
12/29/2003 8:03:57 PM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(*The Dems are the gas, the Reps are the brakes --- But they are parts of the same machine.*)
To: ovrtaxt
I Love this game,We play weekly friends love it too.....
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posted on
12/29/2003 8:09:48 PM PST
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cmsgop
( It comes out your bum,Like a bullet from a gun,.."Diarrhea, Diarrhea"...........)
To: ovrtaxt
Next time, could you single-space it?
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12/29/2003 8:13:19 PM PST
by
boris
(The deadliest Weapon of Mass Destruction in History is a Leftist With a Word Processor)
To: cmsgop
Where is it available?
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12/29/2003 8:13:59 PM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(*The Dems are the gas, the Reps are the brakes --- But they are parts of the same machine.*)
To: ovrtaxt
Ghettopoly.com
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posted on
12/29/2003 8:15:06 PM PST
by
cmsgop
( It comes out your bum,Like a bullet from a gun,.."Diarrhea, Diarrhea"...........)
To: boris
Sorry about the formatting. I just copied and pasted from the source window. Didn't want to spend all night cleaning it up.
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posted on
12/29/2003 8:15:15 PM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(*The Dems are the gas, the Reps are the brakes --- But they are parts of the same machine.*)
To: ovrtaxt
true news story (sorry this is not 2003, but it is funny).
Pub sued after drinker tapes pork chops to feet
The Independent (U.K.) | 06/26/2002 | Kathy Marks
A man is suing a pub in Australia after slipping on grease allegedly left by a fellow drinker who had taped pork chops to his feet as a joke.
Troy Bowron, 25, broke his arm and says he had to give up his job as an upholsterer's apprentice. He is claiming A$750,000 (£280,000) in compensation from the Jannali Inn in southern Sydney and its owner, Kelly Wells, for "permitting the use of pork chops as footwear in circumstances that the defendant knew, or should have known, that such use would have produced a hidden trap".
Mr Bowron is also suing the drinker, Ross Lucock, over the accident in November 1997. One witness told the New South Wales District Court yesterday that he saw Mr Lucock tape the chops to his feet. "He was parading around," he said. Mr Lucock also allegedly rode a skateboard in the pub while wearing the meat.
Mr Bowron said he was playing in a pool competition that night. He said the floor became greasy and he slipped on the fat and fell. Mr Bowron, who says he partly lost the use of his arm, is suing Mr Lucock for negligence, claiming his antics caused a dangerous situation.
To: ovrtaxt; Mo1
LOL!
Prairie
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posted on
12/29/2003 8:20:32 PM PST
by
prairiebreeze
(President George W. Bush....most assuredly, MY President!)
To: prairiebreeze
O M G ... Ok that was really funny *L*
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posted on
12/29/2003 8:31:29 PM PST
by
Mo1
(House Work, If you do it right , will kill you!)
To: edwin hubble
"Troy Bowron, 25, [sued] Jannali Inn in southern Sydney and its owner, Kelly Wells, for "permitting the use of pork chops as footwear in circumstances that the defendant knew, or should have known, that such use would have produced a hidden trap".
Shouldn't that be hidden TRIP?
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posted on
12/29/2003 9:51:14 PM PST
by
jocon307
(The dems don't get it, the American people do!)
To: ovrtaxt
Great reading!
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posted on
12/29/2003 10:06:00 PM PST
by
ladyinred
(God Bless our Troops!)
To: ovrtaxt
Some good reading.
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posted on
12/29/2003 10:57:04 PM PST
by
boycott
To: edwin hubble
Pork chops on shoes in a bar-- gives new meaning to "pickled pig feet".
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posted on
12/30/2003 4:04:03 AM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(*The Dems are the gas, the Reps are the brakes --- But they are parts of the same machine.*)
To: ovrtaxt
John F@#* Kerry talks to the faithful:
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12/30/2003 4:18:57 AM PST
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Aeronaut
(In my humble opinion, the new expression for backing down from a fight should be called 'frenching')
To: ovrtaxt; Constitution Day; dubyaismypresident; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Cagey; cmsgop; martin_fierro
To: MotleyGirl70
Re my previous post Homeland insecurity
To: MotleyGirl70
Those are funny. Do you ever visit Fark.com? They do a lot of photoshop stuff over there. Just look for the threads labled with the photoshop logo.
Glenn
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posted on
12/30/2003 8:17:55 AM PST
by
Rebelbase
(If I stay on topic for more than 2 posts something is wrong. Alert the authorities.)
To: ovrtaxt
"Hurricane Perp"
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