[Conservomax]

Not only is it possible, but's plausable, after this we'll unleash the sandstorm machine, and then the dreaded totalitarian govt. aparatus.

It's like that movie when the scientists have to go to the Earth's CORE to start it spinning again, because the govt. stopped the CORE with its huge earthquake machine.

What was that movie called?

[Conspiracy Guy]

I have a plague of locusts just waiting to be unleashed.

[danneskjold]

I'm not sure of the name of the movie, but I really liked the sCORE...

[OpusatFR]

More HARP hysteria!

Life would be so boring without the conspiracy of the hour.

[Pan_Yans Wife]

You forgot to include global warming. :)

[Ex-Dem]

The Core?

http://www.intuitor.com/moviephysics/core.html

[Conspiracy Guy]

BTW the quake in California was just to cover our tracks and remove suspicion.

[frithguild]

It's Bushes fault.

[Mr. Mojo]

Nikoli Tesla's Mechanical Oscillator (or Earthquake Machine).

[ladtx]

Yeah, we did it. And if you don't watch out we'll do it again.

[Little Ray]

We were just testing our copy of the old Soviet Scalar Howitzer, along with our special weapon, HAARP. How did we know it would cause all these earthquakes.
ROFLMAO

[SunStar]

According to her, the [US] military has got away scot-free from responsibility for polluting the environment and ecological disasters....

According to Dr. Bertell, the hundreds of burning oil fires during the Gulf War was the ‘worst man-made pollution event in history’. It led to environmental and climatic disasters worldwide.

Did the US Military set the oil fires?

[steve8714]

My zippo lighter caused the second ozone hole...just because I was pissed at those damn Antarcticans. They come from Zontar, anyway, and are not human.

[EggsAckley]

[Judith Anne]

Hey! You forgot the barf alert!

[CFC__VRWC]

Why hasn't anyone even mentioned the next great disaster to strike poor old Mother Earth - the total depletion of all her aluminum reserves, resulting from all these crackpots making hats for themselves?

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

Hellstrom's Hive....by Frank Herbert

[cake_crumb]

I'm gonna go jump in the shawa.

[JustPlainJoe]

On the D U (HHH)board, they are actually debating whether Bush was behind this earthquake!

I can see George behind the control board, pushing buttons, pulling levers feverishly, laughing maniacally, making the earth go booooooom over there in Iran....

[sarasota]

I'm sticking with the theory of karma: what goes around, comes around; you get back what you give; it's payback time, and so on.

[Torin_Killian]

I have to admit one of the first things I thought of when I heard of the this Iran quake was that movie also. It must be the bad influence of Hollywood that is effecting us.