[Behind Liberal Lines]

"World's Largest Snake", huh?

Insert your own Clinton joke here. ;-)

[billorites]

I'll sleep better tonight.

[isthisnickcool]

That's a big snake by cracky!

[lafroste]

weighs nearly 992.07 pounds

NEARLY 992.07 pounds??? Couldn't they say "nearly 1,000 pounds" Who proofs this stuff?

BTW: That's a big snake!

[PoorMuttly]

Aw Binky...they caught you. Good job dealing with my enemies though. I owe you...well...as per our original deal...I forgive your poker tab.

[fso301]

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Rebublika said the snake, which was caught last year but only recently put on public display, eats three or four dogs a month.

Poor dogs... Getting fed to such a useless animal and all...

[Diddle E. Squat]

the snake, which was caught last year but only recently put on public display, eats three or four dogs a month.

[Bluntpoint]

Some big snakes are quite expensive to feed.

Feeding time is sometimes problematic for the "kids are cute" crowd!

[StoneColdGOP]

Makes a great pet!

(I want one...)

[Diddle E. Squat]

BTW, do snakes poop?

[meandog]

Officials: World's Largest Snake Caught

Discovered in Kobe's underwear?

[Pokey78]

[sweetliberty]

I want to see a picture of this critter! That is a whopping big snake!

[MinuteGal]

What was Mary Matalin's hubby, ole Serpent Head, doing in Indonesia? Sounds like he put on a lot of length and weight.

Leni

[CHICAGOFARMER]

Well who has a picture of it.

[mtbrandon49]

bttt

[Area51]

Who's gonna rescue Hillary this time?

[boris]

Well I'm glad it wasn't another "Coral Snale" thread.

[Johnny_Cipher]

Glad my wife isn't home to read this post. She's a little intense when it comes to snakes.

Example: She came running in the house one day from working in the garden, screaming like a banshee. "KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT" was about the only intelligible part that I could make out. I put down the paper and looked out the window toward the garden. No Cthulhu. I walked outside to the front of the garden. No Cthulhu. Finally, I spotted a bit of movement over by the radishes. The hideous "monster" that so terrified my wife was an 8-inch GARTER SNAKE. I swear, I've seen bigger nightcrawlers.

I granted clemency to the creature who hadn't really done anybody any harm by tossing it over in the neighbor's yard. As a reward for my compassionate act, I got to finish hoeing the potato row (her job since she insisted that we have the damn garden in the first place) since it was next to the radishes where I discovered the intruder.

One of the gifts my wife received for her next birthday was a box containing a rubber dime-store snake and a pair of Depend undergarments. I paid for this bit of insolence by getting burned pot roast the next 3 times we had it.