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'Nair' Wins Billion Dollar Iraqi Contract
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Posted on 12/26/2003 2:32:23 PM PST by Sir Gawain

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1 posted on 12/26/2003 2:32:24 PM PST by Sir Gawain
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2 posted on 12/26/2003 2:33:01 PM PST by Sir Gawain (Don't make me slap you with my pimp hand)
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To: Sir Gawain
Nair or not. There aren't enough veils in the world that can cover up all that ugly.
3 posted on 12/26/2003 2:36:51 PM PST by TomServo ("This can't be Wisconsin! There aren't any signs for Tommy Bartlett's water show.")
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Nads is bad stuff. My wife dropped the jar of it after heating it in the microwave and it splashed all across our kitchen wall. I had to use a heat gun and a few other tools to remove it without damaging the sheetrock.

4 posted on 12/26/2003 2:42:25 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (I may have been born, poor white trash, but Fancy is my name.)
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To: big ern
Gads...I take it you're still married (I hope).
5 posted on 12/26/2003 2:52:27 PM PST by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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To: Sir Gawain
I'd bet the guys who captured and cleaned up Sad Heusein used about a quart of this stuff.

Also, they need to market it in the family-size 55 gallon drums per hovelhold so the family can fill up a bathtub and jump right in.

Then neutralize the foaming effects on their skin by rubbling down in an ammonia Clorox mix laced with moth balls.

Sure beats Sad's previous acid bath alternative.

</sarcasm)

6 posted on 12/26/2003 2:54:20 PM PST by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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Yes. She puts up with my sister on the holidays and I deal with the nads, epilady, and anything else she uses to remove hair.

It's more than a fair trade
7 posted on 12/26/2003 2:55:00 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (I may have been born, poor white trash, but Fancy is my name.)
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To: Sir Gawain
Say, is that the same "Bob from Accounting" that takes the "temporary" jobs?
8 posted on 12/26/2003 2:58:53 PM PST by BenLurkin (Socialism is Slavery)
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I dunno, a buddy of mine just got back from Iraq, and he says the Iraqi women that they had for translators were HOT.

9 posted on 12/26/2003 2:58:58 PM PST by Britton J Wingfield (TANSTAAFL)
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To: big ern
It's more than a fair trade.

Yes, I agree. I also think it's a fair trade.

10 posted on 12/26/2003 3:03:38 PM PST by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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They need to get to work on those sideburns.
11 posted on 12/26/2003 3:34:00 PM PST by visualops (Merry Christmas FReepers!)
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'Nair' Wins Billion Dollar Iraqi Contract

Wow!

Next 'Playboy' will feature The Iraqi Centerfold editions!

(A 'Country Music/Cowboy Singing Special'...?)

/sarcasm

12 posted on 12/26/2003 3:53:13 PM PST by maestro
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To: Sir Gawain
Is this Breaking News or Humor. It doesn't seem to be much of either.
13 posted on 12/26/2003 3:54:15 PM PST by DJtex
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To: Sir Gawain
Never mind. It's just too easy.
14 posted on 12/26/2003 4:08:28 PM PST by muir_redwoods
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To: visualops
WTF??? Is that thing female???
15 posted on 12/26/2003 4:14:50 PM PST by rickmichaels
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This is one!


16 posted on 12/26/2003 4:20:24 PM PST by Ed_NYC
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Yep lol

Google images for "hair removal". Scary. (and hairy)
17 posted on 12/26/2003 4:28:22 PM PST by visualops (Merry Christmas FReepers!)
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OK. This is very good but you need a 'before' pic to go with the beautiful eyes. I don't need to tell you where to get that pic do I?
18 posted on 12/26/2003 4:30:30 PM PST by mercy
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"Google images for "hair removal". Scary. (and hairy)"

Scairy ?

19 posted on 12/26/2003 5:15:11 PM PST by PLMerite ("Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper)
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"I dunno, a buddy of mine just got back from Iraq, and he says the Iraqi women that they had for translators were HOT."

How long had he been there? After a while in a place like that the *sheep* start to look good.
20 posted on 12/26/2003 5:16:41 PM PST by PLMerite ("Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper)
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