Black XXIII: "Dubyuh's Stand!!"

The MudCave (Festive Holiday Edition) | 25 December 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dubyuh's Stand!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")

(Mudboy on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)

Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!!
And the DemonRats'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!!
Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God...
Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!!
The Rats fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance...
Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France...
But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!

Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATS or Ol' Slick Willie!!
And the Libs round here look just like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!!
FReep the churches...give RATS Hell!! FReedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!!
Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!

The FReeper gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!!
They'll meet `neath that giant Exxon sign that brings this fair DeeCee's blight!!
Folks, there's an opera out on the Turnpike
Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!!
Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our holy fight!!
The street's alive as secret debts are paid
Contacts made, they vanished unseen
Kids flash guitars just like switch-blades hustling for the record machine
The hungry and the hunted...explode into rock'n'roll bands
That face off against each other out in the street...Join George Dubyuh's Stand!!

(Guitar jammin')

In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage.
My FRiends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!!
Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country...
Desperate as the Right moves on...RATS're kooks but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!

(Big Man on saxaphone)

In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts FReep...
Soul engines running through a night so tender
in a bedroom locked In whispers of soft...refusal and then surrender
in the tunnels uptown The Rat's own dream guns him down
as shots echo down them hallways in the night
No one watches when the ambulance pulls away
Or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light
Outside the street's on fire in a real death waltz
Between what's flesh and what's fantasy
and the poets down here Don't write nothing at all,
they just stand back and let it all be
And in the quick of a knife they reach for their moment
And try to make an honest stand
Left'll wind up wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!!
The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!

HOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO....woah-ah-woaaah...woah-ah-woaaaahhh...

FReegards...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

Re #938-939: hehe ! :^)

[Mudboy Slim]

We always miss ya when yer gone, ma'am...good to see ya!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Heh heh heh...that's where the Kerry campaign's gonna end up...in the TOILET!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"You know if you were into posting graphics you could find a doosey for that post! ;}"

LOL...maybe it's best that I'm graphics-challenged...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

Heh heh heh...that's where the Kerry campaign's gonna end up...in the TOILET!!

barf alert ??? ....

Click here or on pic for sound effect ...

[Mudboy Slim]

"Well, I met YOU..."

You met me, huh.
How come *I* don't remember it, and I would've since ya don't meet a "Sultan" every day, y'know.

Mudboy, I've this *feeling* "poat" has something to do with this alleged meeting; &, if I'm right we'll all soon be enlightened to the true, real meaning of "poat" & maybe even learn a bit more about it's creator, The Poatster.

"...but fer some reason I had Happygal on my mind."

Yea well, if I were you I get HappyGal off that mind or Mrs.Sultan?

...why she'll be on you.

Hunh?!...MUD

[sultan88]

As you can see, we never achieved closure on XXIII. I came along to rectify that.

[sultan88]

I am working on something for 888.

[sultan88]

Of course the confused sultan meant 988.

[Mudboy Slim]

Could take a while...I'm FReepin' Black XXVII...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Bush Says He'll Cut Deficit in Half!!"

"President Bush says he will submit a budget that cuts the deficit in half and maintains [start maybe?] strict spending discipline. "We will provide every tool and resource for our military, we will protect the homeland," Bush said. He said he would "maintain [???] strict discipline in spending tax dollars." In the 17th news conference of his presidency, Bush was pushing his second-term agenda."

Go Dubyuh Go...MUD

[ForGod'sSake]

RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!

Hey Mud, I ran across a pic of bent willie's liebrary whilst it was under construction. FYI:

FGS

[Mudboy Slim]

"White House!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Red House")

There's a White House over yonder...
That's where George Dubyuh stays!!
Folks, it's that White House that we own now...
Lord, RATS fear our ragin' ways!!
Still, Right won the vote to save George Dubyuh...
We're mighty fine with OUR mandate!!

Traitor Lib'rals, Left is wrong here!!
The FRee shall unseat yer whore'd!!
Fate ain't fixed...Big Guv'ment's Wrong...
Love Liberty...the FRee'll win the Culture War!!
I have a sad, sad feelin...
That "Dutch" Reagan don't live here no mo'!!

We're Far Right!! I still got my guitar...FReep out now!!

(Slammin' guitar solo)...Yeah!!

Well, Far Right is Hell-bent fer leather...
We're back hasslin' Lib'rals like Slick Will!!!
YO!! You RINOs just might wanna ponder...
Why Ashcroft wouldn't whup Slick'n'Hill!!

'Cuz if this Nation don't trust Prez'dent George...
The House shall fill the bill!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

I like it...Slick Willie's Legacy surrounded by MUD...LOL!!

[ForGod'sSake]

I like it...Slick Willie's Legacy surrounded by MUD

heh,heh

FGS

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dubyuh's Stand!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")

(Mudboy on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)

Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!!
And DemonRats'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!!
Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God...
Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!!
The Rats fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance...
Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France...
But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!

Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATS or Ol' Slick Willie!!
And the Libs round here are meek like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!!
FReep the churches...give RATS Hell!! FReedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!!
Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!

The FReeper gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!!
We'll meet next to the Whitre House exit line to sing against DeeCee's blight!!
Folks, there's CORRUPTION up in the Beltway...
Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!! Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our Righteous Fight!!
We'll FReep with pride 'til Clinton's debts are paid...
Contract's made...We Shall RE-IMPEACH!!
Libs trash our wars, trash our good name...suckers fer Big Guvernment dreams!!
The EVIL LeftWing shunted...implodes 'cuzza rock'n'roll bands!!
That face off against each other out in the street...Join OUR Righteous Stand!!

(Guitar jammin' by CM)

In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage.
My FRiends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!!
Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country...
Desperate as the Right moves on...RATS're kooks, but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!

(Big Man on saxaphone)

In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts FReep...
Bold ensigns fightin' fer what's Right...rememberin'...
RATS Power is lost...fool Lib'rals, they rot...refusin' to WIN...they surrender!!
In the jukejoints uptown, the RATS' vile dream is fer Power!!
BigShots reckon Power's their God-given Right!!
RINOs watchin while independents're stole away...
It's fer the World Right fights this noble fight!!
Inside, the FReepers type 'til Big Guv'ment's loast...
You see, we're flesh while Left's fantasy!!
Folks, the poets 'round here, we shout, "FReedom fer ALL!!"
'Cuz Right stands up fer our Liberty!!
So come and FReep fer what's Right...we'll peak fer our moment...
The Right'll make an honest stand!!
Left's mortally-wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!!
The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!

HOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO....woah-ah-woaaah...woah-ah-woaaaahhh...

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

posted on 12/26/2004 12:26:00 AM EST

Couldn't do THAT again if I tried...one year to the day since I began FReepin' that song...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dud."

A "dud", eh?! Well, that's 'cuz I wasn't finished...whattaya think of the finished product (see above), Mr./Ms. Critic?!

MUD

[Flora McDonald]

"... You see, we're flesh while Left's fantasy!!..."

I really like that line.
Hope you had a good Christmas. The McDonald's had a good one. I'm waiting up to hear from the youngest on his way back to Kingsbay, GA. He hit a patch of ice in NC a couple of hours ago, did a 180 off the road, stopping a few feet away from some trees. His 4 wheel drive and Guardian Angel got him out of the mud and on his way again.

Later!

[jla]

A "dud", eh?! Well, that's 'cuz I wasn't finished...whattaya think of the finished product (see above), Mr./Ms. Critic?!

Oh don't worry about him, you'll never please everyone.
I trust you, your better half, and the lil' Mudders had a wonderful Christmas.