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Black XXIII: "Dubyuh's Stand!!"
The MudCave (Festive Holiday Edition)
| 25 December 2003
| Mudboy Slim
Posted on 12/25/2003 10:05:29 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Dubyuh's Stand!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")
(Mudboy on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)
Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!!
And the DemonRats'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!!
Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God...
Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!!
The Rats fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance...
Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France...
But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!
Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATS or Ol' Slick Willie!!
And the Libs round here look just like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!!
FReep the churches...give RATS Hell!! FReedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!!
Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!
The FReeper gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!!
They'll meet `neath that giant Exxon sign that brings this fair DeeCee's blight!!
Folks, there's an opera out on the Turnpike
Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!!
Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our holy fight!!
The street's alive as secret debts are paid
Contacts made, they vanished unseen
Kids flash guitars just like switch-blades hustling for the record machine
The hungry and the hunted...explode into rock'n'roll bands
That face off against each other out in the street...Join George Dubyuh's Stand!!
(Guitar jammin')
In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage.
My FRiends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!!
Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country...
Desperate as the Right moves on...RATS're kooks but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!
(Big Man on saxaphone)
In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts FReep...
Soul engines running through a night so tender
in a bedroom locked In whispers of soft...refusal and then surrender
in the tunnels uptown The Rat's own dream guns him down
as shots echo down them hallways in the night
No one watches when the ambulance pulls away
Or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light
Outside the street's on fire in a real death waltz
Between what's flesh and what's fantasy
and the poets down here Don't write nothing at all,
they just stand back and let it all be
And in the quick of a knife they reach for their moment
And try to make an honest stand
Left'll wind up wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!!
The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!
HOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO....woah-ah-woaaah...woah-ah-woaaaahhh...
FReegards...MUD
TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Free Republic; Government; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Kansas; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: bush; drdeb; election04; happynewyear; merrychristmas; southack
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To: Mudboy Slim
"bi-focal"You mean FOCUS on TWO things??
821
posted on
02/23/2004 7:54:44 PM PST
by
sultan88
("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
To: Mudboy Slim; iceskater; jla
Which eatery do you prefer for the RTM?
822
posted on
02/23/2004 7:56:07 PM PST
by
sultan88
("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
To: sultan88
Bumping toward 888!!
823
posted on
02/23/2004 7:57:12 PM PST
by
sultan88
("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
To: sultan88
Which eatery do you prefer for the RTM?Any that will take Mud's Visa, since he's buying.
824
posted on
02/24/2004 2:05:00 AM PST
by
jla
To: jla
Again?! SHEEESH...MUD
825
posted on
02/24/2004 6:19:30 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88; Corin Stormhands; jla; Flora McDonald; AdSimp; society-by-contract; ...
Of course, lunch is on you! That's part of our bylaws of the RTM group.
I have no preference for location. Whatever works for everyone else is ok with me.
To: sultan88
"Sir John Harrington (1561-1612)".
Hence my comment that [he] "would never make it in today's world..."
His kind of thinking's been deemed "dangerous," by both sides.
Just serves to prove, Sultan.
Stupidity & wisdom certainly are timeless.
...one inextricably bound to the other. {g}
827
posted on
02/24/2004 6:45:48 AM PST
by
Landru
(Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
To: iceskater
Was the date of the next RTM decided?
To: Mudboy Slim; Conspiracy Guy
Sung to Little Old Lady From Pasadena
Its the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
The Little Old Commie form Massachusetts.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go.
Hes not worried bout his record cause he has two sets.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go.
He as slipry as grease up in DC town,
Be will vote the bill up and then hell vote it back down.
Chorus:
And everybodys saying that he offers the most threats.
Thats the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
Hes the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
Hes the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
Its the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
If you hear him speakin out dont pay attention.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
In a minute or so hell just change direction
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
The man aint trusted in either House.
Cause he always talks out both sides of his mouth.
Chorus:
And everybodys saying that he offers the most threats.
Thats the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
Hes the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
Hes the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
Musical Interlude:
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
We need to send him home to his heiress wife.
Cause hes got no business in public life
Chorus:
And everybodys saying that he offers the most threats.
Thats the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
Hes the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
Hes the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Fade
Conspiracy Guy 2/24/04
56 posted on 02/24/2004 9:09:14 AM EST by Conspiracy Guy (Conspiracy Guy's comments may not reflect his own opinions.)
829
posted on
02/24/2004 7:20:49 AM PST
by
sultan88
("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
To: Conspiracy Guy
Re: #829 Great job, Conspiracy Guy!!
830
posted on
02/24/2004 7:26:08 AM PST
by
sultan88
("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
To: Nick The Freeper; sultan88; Mudboy Slim
Ummm.....er.....I don't know.
Help me out here, sultan.
Mud won't admit the date since lunch is on him. :)
To: sultan88
Thanks
832
posted on
02/24/2004 7:36:51 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Conspiracy Guy's comments may not reflect his own opinions.)
To: sultan88
Thanks for posting it.
CG
833
posted on
02/24/2004 7:38:01 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Conspiracy Guy's comments may not reflect his own opinions.)
To: iceskater; Nick The Freeper; sultan88; Mudboy Slim
you guys need some help here? (This is not an offer to buy lunch, but to set a date, time, and place)
834
posted on
02/24/2004 7:41:32 AM PST
by
AdSimp
To: AdSimp
Sure. Sultan needs a Tuesday or a Thursday.
You can still buy lunch for everyone, if you want. We'd let you ;)
To: AdSimp
I'm thinking March 9, but is dependent on my medical tests this week.
836
posted on
02/24/2004 8:55:43 AM PST
by
sultan88
("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
To: Conspiracy Guy
"We need to send him home to his heiress wife.
Cause hes got no business in public life" Great stuff, CG, you've gotta knack...MUD
837
posted on
02/24/2004 9:39:17 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: sultan88
"I'm thinking March 9" Works fer me...MUD
838
posted on
02/24/2004 9:41:34 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
Thanks. I called freeper Laura Earl, my fiancee, at home and sang it to her to cheer her up. She likes it better than Zot City.
CG
839
posted on
02/24/2004 9:42:48 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Conspiracy Guy's comments may not reflect his own opinions.)
To: sultan88
March 9 works for me, too. No preference for the restaurant.
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