Black XXIII: "Dubyuh's Stand!!"

The MudCave (Festive Holiday Edition) | 25 December 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dubyuh's Stand!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")

(Mudboy on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)

Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!!
And the DemonRats'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!!
Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God...
Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!!
The Rats fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance...
Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France...
But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!

Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATS or Ol' Slick Willie!!
And the Libs round here look just like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!!
FReep the churches...give RATS Hell!! FReedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!!
Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!

The FReeper gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!!
They'll meet `neath that giant Exxon sign that brings this fair DeeCee's blight!!
Folks, there's an opera out on the Turnpike
Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!!
Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our holy fight!!
The street's alive as secret debts are paid
Contacts made, they vanished unseen
Kids flash guitars just like switch-blades hustling for the record machine
The hungry and the hunted...explode into rock'n'roll bands
That face off against each other out in the street...Join George Dubyuh's Stand!!

(Guitar jammin')

In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage.
My FRiends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!!
Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country...
Desperate as the Right moves on...RATS're kooks but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!

(Big Man on saxaphone)

In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts FReep...
Soul engines running through a night so tender
in a bedroom locked In whispers of soft...refusal and then surrender
in the tunnels uptown The Rat's own dream guns him down
as shots echo down them hallways in the night
No one watches when the ambulance pulls away
Or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light
Outside the street's on fire in a real death waltz
Between what's flesh and what's fantasy
and the poets down here Don't write nothing at all,
they just stand back and let it all be
And in the quick of a knife they reach for their moment
And try to make an honest stand
Left'll wind up wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!!
The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!

HOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO....woah-ah-woaaah...woah-ah-woaaaahhh...

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"bi-focal"

You mean FOCUS on TWO things??

[sultan88]

Which eatery do you prefer for the RTM?

[sultan88]

Bumping toward 888!!

[jla]

Which eatery do you prefer for the RTM?

Any that will take Mud's Visa, since he's buying.

[Mudboy Slim]

Again?! SHEEESH...MUD

[iceskater]

Of course, lunch is on you! That's part of our bylaws of the RTM group.

I have no preference for location. Whatever works for everyone else is ok with me.

[Landru]

"Sir John Harrington (1561-1612)".

Hence my comment that [he] "would never make it in today's world..."
His kind of thinking's been deemed "dangerous," by both sides.

Just serves to prove, Sultan.
Stupidity & wisdom certainly are timeless.

...one inextricably bound to the other. {g}

[Nick The Freeper]

Was the date of the next RTM decided?

[sultan88]

Sung to Little Old Lady From Pasadena


It’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

The Little Old Commie form Massachusetts.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go.
He’s not worried bout his record cause he has two sets.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go.
He as slip’ry as grease up in DC town,
Be will vote the bill up and then he’ll vote it back down.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.


It’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
If you hear him speakin out don’t pay attention.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
In a minute or so he’ll just change direction
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
The man aint trusted in either House.
Cause he always talks out both sides of his mouth.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Musical Interlude:

Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
We need to send him home to his heiress wife.
Cause he’s got no business in public life

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go

Fade

Conspiracy Guy 2/24/04

56 posted on 02/24/2004 9:09:14 AM EST by Conspiracy Guy (Conspiracy Guy's comments may not reflect his own opinions.)

[sultan88]

Re: #829 Great job, Conspiracy Guy!!

[iceskater]

Ummm.....er.....I don't know.

Help me out here, sultan.
Mud won't admit the date since lunch is on him. :)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks for posting it.

CG

[AdSimp]

you guys need some help here? (This is not an offer to buy lunch, but to set a date, time, and place)

[iceskater]

Sure. Sultan needs a Tuesday or a Thursday.

You can still buy lunch for everyone, if you want. We'd let you ;)

[sultan88]

I'm thinking March 9, but is dependent on my medical tests this week.

[Mudboy Slim]

"We need to send him home to his heiress wife.
Cause he’s got no business in public life"

Great stuff, CG, you've gotta knack...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm thinking March 9"

Works fer me...MUD

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks. I called freeper Laura Earl, my fiancee, at home and sang it to her to cheer her up. She likes it better than Zot City.

CG

[Flora McDonald]

March 9 works for me, too. No preference for the restaurant.