Black XXIII: "Dubyuh's Stand!!"

The MudCave (Festive Holiday Edition) | 25 December 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dubyuh's Stand!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")

(Mudboy on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)

Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!!
And the DemonRats'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!!
Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God...
Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!!
The Rats fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance...
Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France...
But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!

Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATS or Ol' Slick Willie!!
And the Libs round here look just like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!!
FReep the churches...give RATS Hell!! FReedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!!
Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!

The FReeper gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!!
They'll meet `neath that giant Exxon sign that brings this fair DeeCee's blight!!
Folks, there's an opera out on the Turnpike
Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!!
Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our holy fight!!
The street's alive as secret debts are paid
Contacts made, they vanished unseen
Kids flash guitars just like switch-blades hustling for the record machine
The hungry and the hunted...explode into rock'n'roll bands
That face off against each other out in the street...Join George Dubyuh's Stand!!

(Guitar jammin')

In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage.
My FRiends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!!
Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country...
Desperate as the Right moves on...RATS're kooks but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!

(Big Man on saxaphone)

In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts FReep...
Soul engines running through a night so tender
in a bedroom locked In whispers of soft...refusal and then surrender
in the tunnels uptown The Rat's own dream guns him down
as shots echo down them hallways in the night
No one watches when the ambulance pulls away
Or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light
Outside the street's on fire in a real death waltz
Between what's flesh and what's fantasy
and the poets down here Don't write nothing at all,
they just stand back and let it all be
And in the quick of a knife they reach for their moment
And try to make an honest stand
Left'll wind up wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!!
The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!

HOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO....woah-ah-woaaah...woah-ah-woaaaahhh...

FReegards...MUD

[FBD]

I hope you're right. kerry is reported to be ahead of GW in the polls, but the polls could be jiggered.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Justa Criminal"
(To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")

Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!!
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!

[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!

Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!

Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress...
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!

Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!

[To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again]
Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires...
Danger's the drug that takes you higher!!
Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire
Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up
The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Between the horses of love and lust...
You'll be trampled...underfoot!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!

Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)

Updated...MUD

487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Polls don't mean diddly this time of the year...MUD

[sultan88]

I want post 888!

[sultan88]

Wall Street Journal

Editorial, February 19, 2004

Virginia Tax Reel


There's an effort under way in the Commonwealth of Virginia to raise taxes to record levels, and our guess is that John Kerry is paying close attention to how it plays out.


It's bad enough that Democratic Governor Mark Warner is trying to raise taxes by more than $1 billion. What's worse is that a GOP-controlled legislature that rose to power on an anti-tax agenda now wants to raise them even higher. If Republican Senate Finance Committee Chairman John Chichester gets his way, Virginians are looking at $4 billion in new taxes over the next two years. Governor Warner was elected in 2001 on a promise not to raise taxes, but this is his third attempt since taking office to do just that. Like voters in Oregon and Alabama, Virginians recently shot down two referendums calling for tax hikes. The problem is that Virginia's political class won't take no for an answer.


They've tried targeting taxes specifically for roads, and other popular things, but that didn't work. They've also tried playing the class card by claiming to raise taxes only on "the rich," but that hasn't flown either.


Mr. Warner's political innovation has been to package his latest tax increase attempt under the rubric of tax "reform." He wants voters to believe that they won't be paying more, some other saps will pay instead. If the democraticGovernor of a Southern state can get a GOP legislature to bite on this ruse, look for Senator Kerry and national Democrats to try the same line later this year.


Virginia voters have opposed tax increases so often because they realize that the real problem is spending. Mr. Warner has proposed a $59 billion two-year budget that includes $2.4 billion in new spending over the current two-year budget. Averaged out annually, state spending is up a record $6 billion, or 30%, in the past five years and $2.5 billion since Mr. Warner took office in 2002. Those increases outpace inflation, population growth and any rise in average personal incomes. All of this has been blessed by a GOP legislature -- which ought to be a warning to Republicans in Congress about their own spending spree.


Nevertheless, the state senate finance committee has just approved bills that raise taxes on, among other things, sales, tobacco, gasoline, businesses, deeds, car titles and vehicle registrations. Levies on taxable incomes over $100,000 would increase to 6.25% from 5.75%, and tax breaks for the elderly would be eliminated. If there's a difference between this tax "reform" and traditional tax-and-spend governance, we're at a loss to tell you what it is. Governor Warner is fortunate that Virginia's constitution doesn't provide for a recall and that he's limited to a single term in office.


Supporters claim higher taxes are needed to preserve "essential services," but don't believe it. Virginia's economy, like the nation's, is on the mend, and state revenue is growing faster than expected. Mr. Warner and his GOP allies are trying to sneak this tax increase into law quickly, before revenues balance the budget without it and they lose their opportunity to establish a permanently larger revenue stream.


Peter Ferrara of the Virginia Club for Growth, a fiscal watchdog group, notes that even without the proposed tax hikes the state could increase spending annually by 5.5% over the next two years. He also predicts that current revenue trends would bring in twice as much money as Mr. Warner's tax increases. "We should be talking about tax cuts, not tax increases," says Mr. Ferrara. Governor Warner has his own national ambitions and would love to be Mr. Kerry's running mate. If he can bamboozle Republicans into passing a tax hike on the cusp of an economic recovery, he'll have earned the honor.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Bump!

[sultan88]

"Governor Warner has his own national ambitions and would love to be Mr. Kerry's running mate."

Again, would the RAT's put two horsefaces on one ticket?? Would they be the ugliest running mates ever??

[Mudboy Slim]

You can have #888, if we git there...I've gotta git Black XXIV up and running afore too long...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Good to see ya, Senorita Delsoul...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"THE LEFT'S DISTORT"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "The Last Resort")

Bill came from Little Rock...lean, hungry, and stylin',
Where sleazy politics permeates the air.
He packed his lies and schemes like a refugee...
Went abroad to denigrate...his OWN COUNTRY!!!

Moscow was a place people were dying...
Bill endorsed their Commie ways, and how he loved Stalin!!
Left fled from everywhere, to the Soviet Lie...
Seeking meek folks to rule or a place to HIDE!!!

Back in the U.S. bars, snortin' up the good life...
Couldn't wait to tell you all...how Commies really CARE!!
He calls it Paradise, I don't know why...
Somebody laid Man's freedoms low, while the Left got high!!

Then the Bureaucrats oozed down into the District...
With their Tax'n'Spend and their STOOOPID Li'l RULES!!
Where the petty people play, hungry for power,
Mandate their evil ways, to give them things to do!!

Some rich Chinese came to rape our land, nobody stopped 'em...
Paid off a bunch of Democrats and the Media, they bought it!!
And they called it Paradise, the place to be...
Givin' up their liberties, incrementally!!

You can leave it all behind, sail to the high ground...
Like our forefathers did, two hundred years ago.
We even brought a big ol' sign, "FREEDOM is Coming!!"
We'll raze the Lib'rals burden down, bring the free man's reign!!

We will provide the grand design...Yours is yours and mine is mine!!
We tried Left's Socialist ways for years...It's time we end their Rule via Fear!
Left satisfies their endless needs and justifies their bloody deeds...
They claim the name of Destiny, yet insult the name of God!!

But you can see us there each Sunday mornin'...
Stand up and sing about what it's like up there!
We call it Paradise, I'll tell you why...
"GOD VALUES CHARACTER, KISS BILL GOODBYE-EYE-EYE-EYE...!"

FReegards...Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"
Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Most-Bloated Federal Budget...EVER!!"

"Much is being made of the fact that discretionary spending increases in the president's budget, other than for defense and homeland security, are being held to only 1 percent. To the administration's defenders, that is proof of its admirable frugality; to its left-wing critics, it is evidence of its coldhearted stinginess. What both sides neglect to mention is that this budget would lock in the skyrocketing budget increases of Bush's first three years.

Since taking office in 2001, Bush has allowed domestic discretionary outlays to soar by an annual average of 8.2 percent. That compared with 2.5 percent a year under Bill Clinton, 4.0 percent of George Bush the Elder, 2.0 percent of Jimmy Carter, and 6.8 percent under Richard Nixon. Under Ronald Reagan, nondefense discretionary spending declined by 1.3 percent per year. (All percentages are inflation-adjusted.) By any measure, Bush the Younger is the biggest-spending president in memory.

He hasn't achieved that distinction by himself, of course. He has been aided and abetted by Congress, both houses of which have been under Republican control for most of the past 10 years. It is getting hard to remember, but when the GOP swept the off-year elections in 1994, their Contract with America committed them to "restoring fiscal responsibility to an out-of-control Congress, requiring them to live under the same budget constraints as families and businesses." As long as there was a Democrat in the White House, Republicans seemed to take that pledge at least semi-seriously. The federal budget was never actually cut, but at least spending growth was held in check. Indeed, President Clinton was forced to accept a plan to end deficit spending, a goal that was achieved in 1998. But with the return of a Republican to the White House, all restraint has vanished."

When the voters start paying attention and recognize this next Fall, Bush and his Administration must be ahead of the curve by setting out an extremely frugal budget for this year and the next four years after that. We can blame the teetering economy and the War on Terrorism fer some of the outta control spending of last three years, but that excuse is wearing mighty thin 30 months after 9/11!! At some point soon, Fiscal Conservatism must return as a staple of what it means to be a Conservative AND a Republican. To do otherwise is to abandon much of what has made the GOP unique to date, and plays right into to the DemonRATS' claim that both parties are essentially the same!!

FReegards...MUD

[xyz123]

At some point soon, Fiscal Conservatism must return as a staple of what it means to be a Conservative AND a Republican.

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks fer the bump, my FRiend...please join us over on "Black XXIV"!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW..."I've had it about up to here with RINOS"

Yep...especially the DOLTS in the Virginia Senate!!

[sultan88]

"Yep...especially the DOLTS in the Virginia Senate!!"

Now I don't know if the next RTM should concentrate on

a. Virginia Senate Rinos
b. The level of enthusiam we will lend to the Bush re-election

[sultan88]

"Treason doth never prosper,
What's the reason?
Why, if it prosper,
None dare call it treason."

Sir John Harrington

[sultan88]

About Apologies

This is a good thread!

[Mudboy Slim]

Perhaps we should be bi-focal...MUD

[Landru]

Sir John Harrington, huh?

Guy has a clue, calls it as he sees it.

...would never make it in today's world, I'm afraid.

[sultan88]

"Guy has a clue, calls it as he sees it..."

Sir John Harrington (1561-1612)