Black XXIII: "Dubyuh's Stand!!"

The MudCave (Festive Holiday Edition) | 25 December 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dubyuh's Stand!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")

(Mudboy on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)

Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!!
And the DemonRats'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!!
Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God...
Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!!
The Rats fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance...
Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France...
But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!

Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATS or Ol' Slick Willie!!
And the Libs round here look just like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!!
FReep the churches...give RATS Hell!! FReedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!!
Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!

The FReeper gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!!
They'll meet `neath that giant Exxon sign that brings this fair DeeCee's blight!!
Folks, there's an opera out on the Turnpike
Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!!
Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our holy fight!!
The street's alive as secret debts are paid
Contacts made, they vanished unseen
Kids flash guitars just like switch-blades hustling for the record machine
The hungry and the hunted...explode into rock'n'roll bands
That face off against each other out in the street...Join George Dubyuh's Stand!!

(Guitar jammin')

In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage.
My FRiends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!!
Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country...
Desperate as the Right moves on...RATS're kooks but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!

(Big Man on saxaphone)

In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts FReep...
Soul engines running through a night so tender
in a bedroom locked In whispers of soft...refusal and then surrender
in the tunnels uptown The Rat's own dream guns him down
as shots echo down them hallways in the night
No one watches when the ambulance pulls away
Or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light
Outside the street's on fire in a real death waltz
Between what's flesh and what's fantasy
and the poets down here Don't write nothing at all,
they just stand back and let it all be
And in the quick of a knife they reach for their moment
And try to make an honest stand
Left'll wind up wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!!
The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!

HOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO....woah-ah-woaaah...woah-ah-woaaaahhh...

FReegards...MUD

[iceskater]

I agree completely. Do you think he'll last long enough to be in the Virginia primary is the question??

[Mudboy Slim]

Ann Coulter's "Just a Gigolo!!"

"For over 30 years, Kerry's primary occupation has been stalking lonely heiresses. Not to get back to his combat experience, but Kerry sees a room full of wealthy widows as "a target-rich environment." This is a guy whose experience dealing with tax problems is based on spending his entire adult life being supported by rich women. What does a kept man know about taxes? In 1970, Kerry married into the family of Julia Thorne – a family estimated to be worth about $300 million. She got depressed, so he promptly left her and was soon seen catting around with Hollywood starlets, mostly while the cad was still married. (Apparently, JFK really was his mentor.) Thorne is well-bred enough to say nothing ill of her Lothario ex-husband. He is, after all, the father of her children – a fact that never seemed to constrain him. When Kerry was about to become the latest Heinz family charity, he sought to have his marriage to Thorne annulled, despite the fact that it had produced two children. It seems his second meal ticket, Teresa Heinz, wanted the first marriage annulled – and Heinz is worth more than $700 million. Kerry claims he will stand up to powerful interests, but he can't even stand up to his wife."

OUCH!!! Coulter nails it again!! I think "gigolo" may just have legs as a nickname fer Kerry.

FReegards...MUD

[iceskater]

I love Ann Coulter. She really gets right to the heart of the matter.

I can just envision some Freeper infiltrating one of those bogus "town hall" things and ask John 'effing Kerry, "so, what's it like being a kept man?"

[Mudboy Slim]

"Bush Proposes Spending Freeze!!"

"President Bush will propose an increase of less than 1 percent for federal programs not related to defense or homeland security, effectively freezing discretionary spending in the next budget, after coming under fire from conservatives to control runaway spending."

It's a start...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...what's it like being a kept man?"

LOL...I'd sorta like to try it sometime...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Do you think he'll last long enough to be in the Virginia primary is the question??"

Seems like he's cutting back on expenditures in order to stay in fer the long haul...MUD

[iceskater]

I guess we'll see. I'm still torn about who to vote for in the primary. Rev. Al has his uses. But Dr. Demento is such a whack job that I'd like to see him hang in the for the whole long process. Well, here's another thought. What if we all vote for Dr. Demento and he feels like he has enough support to pull out and go the third party route. That would definitely ensure GWB's re-election. GWB is better than anyone the Dems can put up.

FYI-
putupon sends his regards to the Richmond folks.

[iceskater]

I guess we'll see. I'm still torn about who to vote for in the primary. Rev. Al has his uses. But Dr. Demento is such a whack job that I'd like to see him hang in the for the whole long process. Well, here's another thought. What if we all vote for Dr. Demento and he feels like he has enough support to pull out and go the third party route. That would definitely ensure GWB's re-election. GWB is better than anyone the Dems can put up.

FYI-
putupon sends his regards to the Richmond folks.

[Mudboy Slim]

"putupon sends his regards"

Backatcha, putupon...hope everything's going fine fer ya...MUD

BTW...did you see the rumor that the Hoos may be playing at Oklahoma next fall?!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Cowardly Bill"
(To be sung to Garth Brooks' "Cowboy Bill")

He told a good story...and us Lib'rals listened...
'Bout his road trip to Moscow...and the joy he found there!
And the Left believed him...and when he would finish...
We'd ask Ol' Slick Willie...to fool us again!

You could almost hear...those Socialists crowin'...
Whorealdo a'kissin' EX-Pres-i-dent's rear!
You could smell the "love juice"...from the cee-gah Bill's smokin'...
As he sat there and he painted those nude Lewinsky's!

Still, the Right-Wing would tell us...
"Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!"
But to all of us Libs...Cowardly Bill was a hero...
Just our tool, hidin' Communist spies!!

Slick told of the times...when he "boinked" those teenagers...
Covered in snake oil...Hill'ry said, "It's Okay!"
"Young interns consented"..."Moral Codes were for others"...
Since Bill was our Leader...he'd just have his way!!

When your Leadership's slime...your Country will stumble!
Young intern went down...and Bill howled Monica's name!
Despite the onslaught of Mudboy...Slick retained his office...
He rode into the sunset...that's what Slick Willie claimed!!

Still, the Right-Wing would tell us...
"Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!"
But to all of us victims...Cowardly Bill was a hero...
We weren't fools...and all Prez'dent's lie!!

Well, I still remember...the day that it happened...
We waited and we waited...but Bill never showed.
And the folks out at Dreamworks...said they hadn't seen him...
So we set out for his place...down Ol' Chappaqua Road.

And we cried when we found him...lyin' there with his legacy...
Those "Hustlers" spread open...Viagra was OUT!!
He was clutchin' "The Times"...that had as its front page...
"FLASH: DEMONRATS SLAUGHTERED! BILL CLINTON IN CHAINS!!"

Yes, Rush Limbaugh had told us...
"Lib'rals, keep your distance...Schleek-meister's just tellin' you lies!"
Now, us Libs are sayin'..."Cowardly Bill is a ZERO...
We're just fools, trustin' Slick Willie's lies!!"

Don't be fools...trustin' Bill Clinton's lies...!!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 06/24/1999 23:14:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@Traitor)

[sultan88]

"FYI- putupon sends his regards to the Richmond folks."

OK. What gives? Where is putupon??

[sultan88]

RE: putupon.
Nobody by that name.

[Happygal]

Hey Yank! ;-) (Boy, I knew I was missing something by not logging onto FR so frequently! AND turns out it's you!!! How's that for schmoozing? ;-)

Say, switching gears here.
You've a birthday coming up, don'tcha?

Yup...32 this year! Ouch!!!! On the day before St.Patrick's Day! March 16!!

Well this year Landru's not going to permit such a momentous day as A-M's birthday to pass, not without some small expression of my gratitude for you, being you. Since there's a respectable distance involved, I was thinking I'd better get an early start.

Of course that is completely unnecessary. (Now enough of the false 'You don't need to do that!' stuff! I'm a girl! YAY!!!! *LOL*)

So tell me, what do the Irish know of the American music scene, past or present?? What've been the general tastes of the Irish people over say, the past 25 years & again speaking of American music, here.

Well, Irish people have liked all sorts of American music from Springsteen to *spit* Barbara Streisand! *LOL* (Oops did I say that out loud). I have a friend who is really into Polka's from the Deep South, for instance! Although we have an inkling that he's a sado-masochist! *LOL*

...& specifically, what're your taste(s)?

Me personally?
Well, I like country music, like George Strait and that. But my favourite female is Pam Tillis...I dunno, she's just got a great quality in her voice for me.

Also a big Reba McEntire, Kelly Willis fan.

But, if when I think about YOU Landru, I can only think of Kenny Chesney: ''You had me from 'Hello' ;-)

[Landru]

>...what's it like being a kept man?
"LOL...I'd sorta like to try it sometime...MUD"

HA!!!!
OK, laugh out loud if you like; but, you can take it from me son, it's helllll.

I mean, the first thing a "kept man's" gotta resign himself to?

...is drivin' a jalopy. :o)

[Happygal]

Driving a jalopy?????

SMALL price to pay, to live with a Mercedes equivilant!!! ;-)

DON'T have me kick yer collective arses!

[Landru]

Don't you worry Angel#1, I was working my way up to you.

But as is usually the case with youngsters?

...no patience! ;^)

[Happygal]

OUCH!!! THAT hurt!!! ;-)

[Landru]

Hurt?
Nonesense!!

Ok, let's get to it then, shall we? {g}

32 years young, & the day before St.Patty's day, to boot.
I've not much time to act, do I?

>Well this year Landru's not going to permit such a momentous day as A-M's birthday to pass...
"Of course that is completely unnecessary. (Now enough of the false 'You don't need to do that!' stuff! I'm a girl! YAY!!!! *LOL*)"

Of course-of course it's unneccessary, but I want to do it, anyway.
And yes I do need to do it; because, I know inspiration comes from many sources in a person's life.
The only question then, is a person's mind fertile enough to even be inspired?
The answer to that is rather simple for the gambler, one never knows until they try.
Right?

>So tell me, what do the Irish know of the American music scene, past or present??
"Well, Irish people have liked all sorts of American music from Springsteen to *spit* Barbara Streisand! *LOL*"

A *moderate*.
~oy vey.

"I have a friend who is really into Polka's from the Deep South, for instance! Although we have an inkling that he's a sado-masochist! *LOL*"

A "deep south" polka fan, eh?
What can I say.
My ancestors hail from Poland & I'm not into Polkas a'tall, so that'd make me what, a sado-baboon? ;^)

>& specifically, what're your taste(s)?
"Me personally?"

No-no-no, Alex Trebeck. :o)

"Well, I like country music, like George Strait and that. But my favourite female is Pam Tillis...I dunno, she's just got a great quality in her voice for me. Also a big Reba McEntire, Kelly Willis fan. But, if when I think about YOU Landru, I can only think of Kenny Chesney: ''You had me from 'Hello'"

OMG, you're in need of a massibe transfusion if you're to be *saved*!!
Nevermind I've never heard of half the names you mentioned; nor, heard the other half's music!

Tell you what.
How about I rip you say, 40 albums, *my* choice made up of my personal favs, covering the entire spectrum of music in the past couple decades?
You may even get a few Brit {spit} groups in there, too.

That'd be a *real* cultural exchange in the truest sense of the word; because, I guarentee that you -- or any of your friends -- will have probably ever heard *any* of what I'd send; &, there'll be *no* Enya, either.

What do you think of that, hmmmmm?

...send me a mailing address via FReepmail if you accept the challenge.

[Happygal]

NO ENYA?

YOU really are a schmoozer!!! *LOL*

Thank God for delivering me from elevator music *LOL* :-)

~mmmmmmuuuuuuwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh~
Thats a big ol' slobbery kiss!
And that's just coz!
I owe you another one for thinking of sending me a CD! :0)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")


Here we come again, Bill Clinton...Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!! Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?! What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!! Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...They're CONFUSED...
Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD