USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Merry Christmas and Peace on Earth ~ 25 December 2003

MoJo2001, Kathy in Alaska , 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub and FRiends of the Canteen

[tomkow6]

Does anyone know what tomorrow's "Camp Run-A-Muk" is??

My "voices" wanna know..........

[MoJo2001]

 

Good Afternoon Troops, Canteeners, and FReepers!
May God bring you peace and prosperity this coming New Year. May He bring you great health and happiness!

Please click on the ornament for a special song!
 

[tomkow6]

Hi, MoJo!

Merry Christmas, Sis!!

[MoJo2001]

 

Merry Christmas!!!

Please click on the ornament for a special song!
 

[MoJo2001]

Merry Christmas Bro!!

How are you this grand day??

How is our favorite Nephew doing?? Did he get everything that he wanted? Was Santa good to him? He absolutely deserved it!!

*HUGS* to you and your family!

[MoJo2001]

Everyday in the Canteen is truly a camp filled with run a muk children. You leading the pack! LOL!

[tomkow6]

Wife just informed me:
Gotta go NOW....have to over to the SIL for our annual Christmas Family Feud!

If this goes as it has in the past, we'll be back early!

[MoJo2001]

Oh! I know what we are going to do tomorrow for Camp! We are going to help kickoff the celebration for Kwanzaa, right??

Let me see:

Kwanzaa is truly an exclusive holiday. I think I'm gonna start my own holiday for Fabulously Tanned Folks. What shall I call it:

Rainbow Warrior Holiday! (Nope! This ain't no tribute to you Jeff Gordon fans out there. Hehehe!! And no! It has nothing to do with Jesse Jackson!)

Let's see:

We all have to celebrate Rainbow Warrior Day on a tropical island and DRESS IS ABSOLUTELY OPTIONAL! Hehehe! Besides, we gotta get non-Fabulously tanned folks tanned. So? This is it!! Woohoo!!

Let's start this Holiday January 1st and it will last until December 24th of next year. How about it?

[MoJo2001]

Oh bummer!!

I wish I was going with you. (Hehehe! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!!)

Have fun and I hope you get sent home the minute you pull into the driveway! Hehehe!

*HUGS*

[E.G.C.]

Merry Christmas to you and yours, MoJo2001(HUGS)

[McGavin999]

Merry Christmas Tonk. I wanted to post the poem I wrote to my guys in Iraq.

CHRISTMAS IN IRAQ

Twas the night before Christmas
and all through Iraq
the terrorists were planning
their next big attack

They finished their plans
and then crawled into bed
while visions of explosions
danced in their heads

Then from above
there rose such a clatter
they leapt from their beds
to see what was the matter

And what to their terrified
eyes did appear
but the 3rd ACR
in full battle gear.

With Blackhawks above them
they look all around
and saw tanks inching forward
shaking the ground

The soldiers looked fierce
as they stood straight and strong
they knew that this op
wouldn’t take all that long

They said not a word
but went straight to their work
dispatching one Baathist
with a life ending jerk

Then they gathered the rest
and put a bag on each head
They were lucky to be captured
instead of just dead

The soldiers mounted up
to head back to base
with a look of relief
on each smiling face

The tanks rumbled on
and the Blackhawks ascended
the dreams of this group
of Baathists had ended

We heard them exclaim
as they flew out of sight
Merry Christmas to all
and to all a Good Fight!

[E.G.C.]

Merry Christmas to you and yours, tomkow6.

[MoJo2001]

 

Dear God,

 

It's MoJo again!!

Merry Christmas!

I don't want to bore you with the usual "Peace On Earth" and that type of nonsense. If you were truly serious about that stuff, you wouldn't have created Michael Moore or Barbra Streisand.

Anyhoo, I've got a few questions. I figure you aren't that busy.

Speaking of which, what do you do when humans aren't doing stupid things?
Do you get to sleep at all? Do you snore? If so, does it sound like thunder?

First question: MoJo got a great Christmas gift this morning. I got a DVD Burner that can do DVD-R (-) & (+)!! Woohoo!! Thanks for reminding the Sailor about it about a month ago. Anyhoo, how come he's playing with it?? He made it an external drive so he could use it as well. He claims that he's "testing" it out for me, but it's been six hours. Honestly! I'm getting ready to go Postal on him if he doesn't give it back.

Second,  could you remind my neighbors that it's Christmas and not GHETTO DAY. They are blaring Jay Z's new CD. (Which of course they got from MoJo!) Anyhoo, I've decided to get my revenge by playing some David Allan Coe. Why? BECAUSE I CAN! That's why!

Third, why does my kid keep praying for snow?? We live near the beach. We don't want snow. Please disregard his request. Thank you!

Fourth, what's the point of the USPS being open to deliver holiday packages when they still can't seem to deliver them on time?? They want to raise my rates. WHY?

Could you send Moses to get Ma outta bed. I know it's hard for her to hear anyone through her snores, but I need her to get outta bed ASAP. Thanks!

That's it for now, but I reserve the right to ask you more questions today and everyday. Why? BECAUSE I CAN!

 

[MoJo2001]

Merry Christmas to you and your family!

Stay safe and warm!

*HUGS*

[Diva Betsy Ross]

We had a turtle and Mega Blocks Dragon theme going. There are a million pieces of Lego's, mega blocks and dragon body parts all over my house. Hubby and I are going to make a new family rule.. who ever buys the toy has to assemble it. We are still assembling toys over here.

[MoJo2001]

Good afternoon, NMGA!!

The Sailor and I had the same experience last night. We stayed up until 4AM putting toys together and then we hit the sack to only get back up 2 hours later to open gifts.

Here's my toys that I hate as of this morning:

BeyBlades---UGH!! UGH!!
Cotton Candy Maker--Not so bad, but it makes a huge mess!
Transformers - My boys have all of them now! (I think!) Anyways, it's a pain transforming them all the time. My little one is especially bad about wanting to transform them every few minutes!

This is why I support purchasing electronic gadgets for Christmas. They aren't nearly as stressful as regular toys. Grrrrrrrr!!!

[blackie]

Merry Christmas Mojo and family!

[MoJo2001]

Merry Christmas to you and your Diva!! How is she doing today? Please give her a big "HUG* from me!!

Merry Christmas! I'm blessed to know you!!

(Oh!! Snail mail will reach your mailbox when the Postal workers decide to deliver it. Hopefully before I have grandchildren!! Hehe!)

[MoJo2001]

 

There is a Pepe Lepew on my TV screen currently!

Honestly! Couldn't we have had one day without seeing a French spokesperson?
It's not like we care what they have to say!

 

[blackie]

Thanks Mojo ~ snailmail might be waiting the box, I haven't checked it in a couple of days. :)