| Dear God, It's MoJo again!!
Merry Christmas!
I don't want to bore you with the usual "Peace On Earth" and that type of nonsense. If you were truly serious about that stuff, you wouldn't have created Michael Moore or Barbra Streisand. Anyhoo, I've got a few questions. I figure you aren't that busy.
Speaking of which, what do you do when humans aren't doing stupid things?
Do you get to sleep at all? Do you snore? If so, does it sound like thunder?
First question: MoJo got a great Christmas gift this morning. I got a DVD Burner that can do DVD-R (-) & (+)!! Woohoo!! Thanks for reminding the Sailor about it about a month ago. Anyhoo, how come he's playing with it?? He made it an external drive so he could use it as well. He claims that he's "testing" it out for me, but it's been six hours. Honestly! I'm getting ready to go Postal on him if he doesn't give it back.
Second, could you remind my neighbors that it's Christmas and not GHETTO DAY. They are blaring Jay Z's new CD. (Which of course they got from MoJo!) Anyhoo, I've decided to get my revenge by playing some David Allan Coe. Why? BECAUSE I CAN! That's why!
Third, why does my kid keep praying for snow?? We live near the beach. We don't want snow. Please disregard his request. Thank you! Fourth, what's the point of the USPS being open to deliver holiday packages when they still can't seem to deliver them on time?? They want to raise my rates. WHY?
Could you send Moses to get Ma outta bed. I know it's hard for her to hear anyone through her snores, but I need her to get outta bed ASAP. Thanks!
That's it for now, but I reserve the right to ask you more questions today and everyday. Why? BECAUSE I CAN! |