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Man says he gave wife toilet seat as gift
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Posted on 12/23/2003 3:57:26 AM PST by Sub-Driver
Edited on 07/06/2004 6:39:27 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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LONGMONT, Colo. (AP)
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To: Sub-Driver
This isn't funny. That woman is an ungratefully bit#h. Besides not only were they expensive but I installed them too. My wife said she liked them. So there!
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posted on
12/23/2003 4:05:42 AM PST
by
Gumption
To: Sub-Driver
It
could have been a very nice gift.
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posted on
12/23/2003 4:09:07 AM PST
by
Johnny_Cipher
(Dimension Zero)
To: Sub-Driver
What I find most intriguing about this story is this guys name: Stan Stanley. Is his full name Stanley Stanley?
I don't understandley people using first names for surnames?
To: Sub-Driver
They run these stories at every holiday ... drives me insane. I don't think there's any better present, than for your spouse to notice something you really need and get it for you, instead of listening to what the media says you want.
I'd rather my husband picked up a library book he knew I wanted, than spent a bunch of money on something useless!
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posted on
12/23/2003 4:24:00 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Some people say that Life is the thing, but I prefer reading.)
To: Sub-Driver
Most men love to receive tools as gifts, but give one to a woman and it's grounds for divorce.
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posted on
12/23/2003 4:36:18 AM PST
by
PaulJ
To: Lil'freeper
Ping.
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posted on
12/23/2003 4:39:30 AM PST
by
Overtaxed
To: Sub-Driver
I have several items in the house (well, more literally being shipped with my household goods to Texas) that my hubby has given me that I really dont like. However, with most of them, I know he put alot of thought into it and really tried to get me something he thought I would like. I love those things he got me, not because they are pretty or worth alot but because his heart was truly in it when he picked them out for me.
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posted on
12/23/2003 4:45:06 AM PST
by
EuroFrog
(A chicken by any other name still tastes like chicken.)
To: Sub-Driver
I'm sorry. I'm confused. Was it Mr. Clark who gave the toilet related gift or Mr. Tinkle?
To: PaulJ
Well, my Uncle once gave my Aunt a mop for Xmas....she didn't talk to him for 3 weeks. He thought he was being practical (the old one was in sad shape). I thought the whole thing was funny...
To: Sub-Driver
If I gave the wife that toilet seat for Christmas, I'd be wearing it.
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posted on
12/23/2003 4:50:04 AM PST
by
Jhensy
To: PaulJ
I don't know. I would rather have something practical for Christmas myself. I gave my dad a screwdrive for Christmas one year (I was a really great screwdriver) and he kinda looked a little disappointed. Later in the year he was telling me what a great screwdriver it was. One year when my husband asked me what I wanted I told him I wanted a glue gun. I still have that glue gun. Very useful. Then there was the year I gave everyone shims for Christmas. Never can have enough shims is my motto.
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posted on
12/23/2003 4:52:34 AM PST
by
LauraJean
(Fukai please pass the squid sauce)
To: sirchtruth
Why, it's downright beautiful
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posted on
12/23/2003 4:55:53 AM PST
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I will defend to your death my right to say it)
To: Sub-Driver
I once gave my soon to be wife a frying pan for her birthday. Here friend asked if she used it as soon as she unwrapped it, on me.
Hey, I was naive and when she had said she needed a frying pan I thought that was a hint.
To: LauraJean
What are shims? Curtains?
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posted on
12/23/2003 4:58:16 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Some people say that Life is the thing, but I prefer reading.)
To: Tax-chick
To: Reaganesque
I'm sorry. I'm confused. Was it Mr. Clark who gave the toilet related gift or Mr. Tinkle?ROFLMAO!
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posted on
12/23/2003 5:02:31 AM PST
by
onyx
(Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.)
To: Sub-Driver
And he's still alive. Wonders never cease.
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posted on
12/23/2003 5:05:28 AM PST
by
LibKill
(You are not sheeple. Refuse to be clipped.)
To: Gumption
I agree. This year I'm going to give Mrs. Exile a shiny new mop and bucket, and maybe a new ironing board cover. I know it's a bit extravagant, but she deserves it.
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posted on
12/23/2003 5:08:11 AM PST
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: NittanyLion
Thanks, they're lovely ... what do you do with them? Roof shingles, siding, landscaping? If I knew, I might ask for some for my upcoming wedding anniversary :-).
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posted on
12/23/2003 5:09:18 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Some people say that Life is the thing, but I prefer reading.)
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