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Harold von Braunhut, Seller of Sea Monkeys, Dies at 77
NY Times ^ | 12/21/03 | DOUGLAS MARTIN

Posted on 12/21/2003 10:51:42 PM PST by lowbridge

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1 posted on 12/21/2003 10:51:43 PM PST by lowbridge
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needs excerpting
2 posted on 12/21/2003 10:53:15 PM PST by lowbridge ("Is it just me, or is Kwanzaa becoming way too commercialized?" -Ann Coulter)
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I bought some sea monkeys for my 3-year-old daughter back in 1980. They really did hatch into little brine shrimp, and she was quite amused by them until she accidentally spilled them on the carpet. They were too tiny to save.
3 posted on 12/21/2003 11:04:01 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Chilling Effect-1, Global Warming-0)
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He sold invisible goldfish by guaranteeing that owners would never see them.

One of the world's great sales pitches.

4 posted on 12/21/2003 11:24:07 PM PST by per loin
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Has anyone tried dunking him in a vat of water to see what happens?

-PJ

5 posted on 12/21/2003 11:25:30 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (It's not safe yet to vote Democrat.)
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Has anyone tried dunking him in a vat of water to see what happens?

Both my wife and I laughed pretty hard at that one.

6 posted on 12/21/2003 11:35:16 PM PST by Justice
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Man, I was one disappointed kid the day those X-Ray Specs. arrived.
7 posted on 12/21/2003 11:52:17 PM PST by Rodney Dangerfield
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He sold invisible goldfish by guaranteeing that owners would never see them.

He sold these to liberals?

8 posted on 12/21/2003 11:53:43 PM PST by GeronL (Saddam is out of the hole and into the quagmire!)
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After reading this obit, I think that someone should do a movie like "Ed Wood" on this guy. Call Johnny Depp!

9 posted on 12/22/2003 12:01:16 AM PST by My Dog Likes Me
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SEA MONKEY WALL OF GRIEF

Absolutely the most important sea monkey link The backround may be a mess, someone needs to repost.

10 posted on 12/22/2003 12:07:17 AM PST by FastCoyote
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Damn.........

11 posted on 12/22/2003 12:32:28 AM PST by Squantos (Support Mental Health !........or........ I'LL KILL YOU !!!!)
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"Man, I was one disappointed kid the day those X-Ray Specs. arrived."

What was wrong with them?

12 posted on 12/22/2003 1:36:27 AM PST by Batrachian
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The sea monkey industry will never be the same.
13 posted on 12/22/2003 2:02:45 AM PST by exnavy
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But Mr. von Braunhut's pièce de résistance was Sea Monkeys .... His extravagant claims ... are convincing because they are sort of true.

Like the NYT's reporting.

14 posted on 12/22/2003 2:11:46 AM PST by martin_fierro (Holder of an M.A. degree in The Obvious)
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"look at me, I'm living free, free and clean amoung the sea people!"

"They never complain, they don't call me fat, never make me do homework or nothing like that!"

15 posted on 12/22/2003 3:40:54 AM PST by KantianBurke (Don't Tread on Me)
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Man, I was one disappointed kid the day those X-Ray Specs. arrived.

LOL! No kidding. That and the money trick (put $1 through the rollers, out comes $20).

16 posted on 12/22/2003 3:50:34 AM PST by New Horizon
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I always wanted some Sea Monkeys. My mother wouldnt ever let me have them, said they were just brine shimp. I didnt care what kind of shrimp they were, they were Sea Monkeys and I wanted them!
17 posted on 12/22/2003 5:03:05 AM PST by EuroFrog (A chicken by any other name still tastes like chicken.)
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"LOL! No kidding. That and the money trick (put $1 through the rollers, out comes $20)."

A friend of mine claimed he could make zillions with his new invention ...
Powdered Water!

He just couldn't figure out what to mix it with.

Merry Christmas to all.

Please correct those that wish you a happy holiday.

18 posted on 12/22/2003 5:04:54 AM PST by knarf (A place where anyone can learn anything ... especially that which promotes clear thinking.)
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Sea-Monkey Holiday Sing-Along has "a few hints to help your Sea Monkeys both survive and enjoy the holiday season"
19 posted on 12/22/2003 5:13:13 AM PST by P.O.E.
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To: lowbridge
The NASA version:


20 posted on 12/22/2003 5:35:47 AM PST by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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