LITTLE BOY BOOZE

NY Post ^ | 12-19-03 | By DAVID K. LI and MARSHA KRANES

[mgist]

December 19, 2003 -- Bizarro King of Pop Michael Jackson was slapped with nine charges yesterday - seven accusing him of performing lewd acts on a boy and two accusing him of plying the youngster with liquor to make it easier to molest him.'

[Vermonter]

Sneddon said Jackson's passport, confiscated after his arrest last month, will be returned to him for the trip. He will be required to surrender it when he returns to the States.

Why the heck did they take his passport in the first place if they're just going to give it back to him when he asks?

[EggsAckley]

The boy ain't comin' back. You just watch.

[Frankss]

Where are the mothers of his children? Children usually have mothers

[HenryLeeII]

Yep, he'll be shacked up with Roman Polansky by year's end, and his little children will never have a chance...

[EggsAckley]

Yup. Or something like that.
This thing is gonna drag on for ages.

[spald]

This photo finally captures that "Peter Pan" nose Michael has been pursuing all these years.

[HenryLeeII]

The French will love Putty Nose (David Letterman's name for him) even more than they love Jerry Lewis. He'll have some silly salad-plate size civilian medal to pin on his asinine pseudo-military sequin jackets that he likes to sport.

[Bamabunker]

It will drag on forever or till his bank account gets a proper draining by the courts. Judges and attorneys seem to have an uncanny way of finishing cases just when bank accounts run dry.

[EggsAckley]

True, true.




Welcome to FreeRepublic!

[Voltage]

The boy ain't comin' back. You just watch.

If so, then its a big savings for the California taxpayers.

[ysoitanly]

OK, you've forced me into it. "How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?"

"From a catalog."

Signing off this thread now. ;)

[Solson]

ya know...I think Jacko is a sick freak who has probably, at some time, preyed on young boys. But this case stinks to high heaven.

I hope this DA has the goods or it will severely hinder any future, REAL cases against Jacko or his sick actions...

[HELLRAISER II]

Jackson is a freak, there's no doubt about it and he probably did do this. But there are some things that I find weird about the plaintiff and his parents. As soon as the kid goes into the Have to have kidney transplant category or whatever transplant he needs he suddenly starts suing Jackson and according to Fox & Friends this morning, Michael Jackson is not the only law suit that they have going. Again i'm not saying he didn't do it, but I am saying that there are some suspicious things being brought to the surface in reference to the parents & their possible grab at cash recently.

[Tacis]

I am very much afraid that the shift from candy to liquor means no more Mr. nice guy!

[ErnBatavia]

attorneys seem to have an uncanny way of finishing cases just when bank accounts run dry.

Either that, or they have bigger fish to fry...Saddam has just been caught, so Geragos might be bailing on Jacko.

[nvcdl]

If Jackson is looking for kids to molest it makes sense to target kids whose parents are of questionable character.
Who else would let their kids run around with the freak?

[MizzouTigerRepublican]

Do you know how to tell when it is time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the Big hand is on the little hand.

[MizzouTigerRepublican]

Do you know what Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?

Both have little boys pants half off.

[HELLRAISER II]

I agree, what sane parent would let him get near our child.