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U.S. Department of Transportation: Santa Gets Cleared For Christmas Flight;
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Posted on 12/19/2003 9:56:46 AM PST by chance33_98

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1 posted on 12/19/2003 9:56:47 AM PST by chance33_98
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It would seem to me the the Department of Transportation would have better things to do over the Holidays.
2 posted on 12/19/2003 10:01:31 AM PST by jsbankston
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To: chance33_98
SPOTREP
3 posted on 12/19/2003 10:02:45 AM PST by LiteKeeper
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To: chance33_98
They gonna check his bags for nail clippers?
4 posted on 12/19/2003 10:05:39 AM PST by hang 'em (help islam to undergo a much needed reformation... nuke mecca)
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To: jsbankston
Grinch :)
5 posted on 12/19/2003 10:07:34 AM PST by mewzilla
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As long as OBL's Boys do not hijack Santa's sleigh and crash it into a Toys R. Us I will be happy.
6 posted on 12/19/2003 10:09:28 AM PST by jsbankston
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Hey, Santa Claus conquered the Martians. Think what he'd do to UBL.
7 posted on 12/19/2003 10:10:50 AM PST by mewzilla
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To: chance33_98
Did Clause pass the scrutiny of the TSA with his fake ID? Tom Ridge would be appalled at the security breach.

Baaah Humbug!
8 posted on 12/19/2003 10:17:21 AM PST by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
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To: chance33_98
Are they sure they are making the right decision? I mean, how do we know that Santa's sleigh won't get hijacked by a couple of Al Qaida crazies. That would give the terrorists access to every home in America. I'm cinderblocking my chimney.
9 posted on 12/19/2003 10:18:06 AM PST by SamAdams76 (Merry Christmas!)
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I just hope he doesn't get bitten by a moose...
10 posted on 12/19/2003 10:18:20 AM PST by talleyman (God bless FR & Merry Christmas!)
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No need to stop it up. Just put some SPAM on the roof.
11 posted on 12/19/2003 10:19:08 AM PST by mewzilla
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You're safe....somebody will make him take off his boots for inspection.
12 posted on 12/19/2003 10:19:24 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Some days you're the windshield; some days you're the bug)
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You can also go to the NORAD website where they track Santa as he moves across Noth America. I am serious. www.noradsanta.org
13 posted on 12/19/2003 10:24:32 AM PST by conserv13
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Santa Claus will cross the American border on 12/24/03 and Tom Ridge will bust him for an immigration violation but then grant him U.S. Citizenship just like he wants to do with all the other illegals.
14 posted on 12/19/2003 10:25:47 AM PST by jsbankston
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To: chance33_98
My grandkids will be happy to get this via e-mail.

There's something special about little kids.

15 posted on 12/19/2003 10:27:51 AM PST by G.Mason ("the nine dwarfs never looked dwarfer, - but I'm not gloating", JohnHuang2)
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"Santa Claus wears a red suit, he's a Communist. He has long hair and a beard, he's a pacifist. . ."
16 posted on 12/19/2003 11:00:45 AM PST by jtminton (2Timothy 4:2)
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Not a problem, Rudolph and Santa are covered under the provisions for cargo pilots to carry concealed...
17 posted on 12/19/2003 11:36:49 AM PST by GreenLanternCorps (WHO DEY! WHO DEY! WHO DEY THINK GONNA BEAT DEM BENGALS!!!!!!!!!!!)
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"Hey, Santa Claus conquered the Martians. Think what he'd do to UBL."

Hey, you forgot the opening scenes of "Scrooged" Where terrorist attack the North Pole. The image of Mrs. Claus passing out M-16s to the elves is priceless!

Santa, holding an M-16, to Lee Majors: "This is one Jolly Old Elf who's going out the front door!"
18 posted on 12/19/2003 11:49:37 AM PST by GreenLanternCorps (WHO DEY! WHO DEY! WHO DEY THINK GONNA BEAT DEM BENGALS!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: talleyman
A moose once bit my sister...
19 posted on 12/19/2003 11:51:12 AM PST by GreenLanternCorps (WHO DEY! WHO DEY! WHO DEY THINK GONNA BEAT DEM BENGALS!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: GreenLanternCorps
LOL. I had! Thanks for the giggle :)
20 posted on 12/19/2003 11:52:03 AM PST by mewzilla
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