Verdict in Malvo Sniper Case (guilty)

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[TomGuy]

Hmmm...he's not smirking now.

[Fred Mertz]

I bet is they find him "sane."

I agree Shermy. He's been brainwashed that's for sure.

[Ex-Dem]

What was his reaction?

[Lazamataz]

I'm gonna start a Breaking News thread today called "Verdict in Major Case Expected", which I will apply to some criminal act which has not yet occurred.

I'm going to start 10 seperate threads, all titled SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED SOMEWHERE which will be used as needed as events unfold.

And another thread, NOTHING HAPPENED ANYWHERE, in case they don't.

[Lady Eileen]

GUILTY OF CAPITAL MURDER!!

That was a lightning-fast post!

[tob2]

Verdict: Guilty on all three charges of capital murder, terrorism, and firearms! Just being announced on local news.

[11th Earl of Mar]

Shouldn't this be posted in "Unbroken News"?

[Jokelahoma]

All he has to say in the sentencing hearing is that he did it to impress Jodie Foster and he'll be going home to see his parents before we know it.

[b4its2late]

Who knows, Greta may even jump off the Kobe/Laci/Scott/Jacko merry-go-round for five minutes or so to give this a mention.

Odds aren't good, but maybe.

[Dont Mention the War]

What's wrong with this picture (and typical for CNN)? Anyone? Bueller?

[angkor]

I would like to thank his attorneys for entering into evidence all those hideous drawings, which did much to illustrate Malvo's profound and utterly irredeemable evil.

[Pro-Bush]

Great News!

BUMP!

[Not A Snowbird]

Good. Good grief, you're quick.

[Dog Gone]

Hey look! In post #28 he's guilty of murdering a capitol!

[Mr. Buzzcut]

What's wrong with this picture (and typical for CNN)? Anyone? Bueller? Did he murder the Capitol Building?

[BillF]

Beat me by 40 seconds!

You #!%&*! (insert word in John Kerry's vocabulary here) :)

(Great tag line. Got my dog just over 2 years ago. She had been on death row in high-kill animal shelter, rescued to a program called Pen Pals for 2 months of training in prison by a prisoner.)

[Lazamataz]

They misspelled 'of'.

That should be 'ov'.

[SGCOS]

Guilty??

[TomGuy]

Hey look! In post #28 he's guilty of murdering a capitol!

Geezzz...don't you know! Fact checkers are not required on CNN.

They found a fact checker:

[HardStarboard]

>>>"DNA don't mean nuthin...lotsa folks got the same blood type"<<<

Comes from the same school of thought as an aquaintance (liberal) of mine that use to maintain that the way to stop global warming was to do away with daylight savings time.

Unfortunately, someone pointed out his error, and he no longer espouses this position. Bummer - it was always good for laughs.