Posted on 12/10/2003 5:57:54 AM PST by JesseHousman
LUCKNOW, India (AP) -- Teachers in India's most populous state have been told to stop knitting in classrooms and pay more attention to their students.
"They are often more interested in knitting than in teaching," Neera Yadav, the principal secretary of education for Uttar Pradesh, told The Associated Press in the state capital Lucknow on Wednesday. "All the officials - including teachers and clerks - in the primary and secondary sections have been banned from knitting on school premises during teaching hours."
Complaints from parent groups prompted the ban, which went into effect Nov. 26.
Teachers, however, are fighting back.
"People concentrate better when they knit," argued Panchanan Rai, a teachers' representative in the state legislature.
"What's wrong if they sit in the staff room and knit during free periods?" asked R.P. Mishra, a spokesman for the Uttar Pradesh Secondary Education Teachers' Association, calling the ban "dictatorial."
Mishra said the teachers have threatened to strike for the right to knit, but the government has not responded.
Copyright 2003 Associated Press. All rights reserved.
American children would be better off if their government school teachers would spend more time knitting and less in teaching them the leftist line and about how great is the homosexual lifestyle.
(Getting more coffee)
They're yarning to be free.
Recently, a highway patrolman on a freeway came up behind a car which was being driven erraticly at 70 mph. He noticed the woman behind the wheel was alternately looking down, then up through her windshield, then down again.
The patrolman turned on his blue lights, but the woman took no heed. He pulled up along side her, still going 70 mph, and saw to his amazement that she was knitting as she sped down the road. He yelled at her to get her attention: "Pull over!"
"No," she responded, "it's a cardigan!"
Crochet!
A strike is looming.
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