PARIS' TRAIL OF TRASH

The New York Post ^ | 12/8/03 | FARRAH WEINSTEIN

[FeliciaCat]

December 8, 2003 -- ALTUS, Ark. - Trust Paris Hilton to complicate the simple life. Armed with her designer outfits and an attitude as big as Arkansas, the airhead hotel heiress was able to tear apart this bucolic community as she attempted to live the rural life with her friend Nicole Richie.

[FeliciaCat]

LOL! no kidding....and part of my mom's family is from Arkansas..luckily the other half is from Texas.;)

[Freebird Forever]

Paris and Nicole

More useless eaters

[Stentor]

These two will never have to worry about paying the mortgage,making the car payment or putting money aside for old age.

When they need him, do you think Daniel Webster will take the case?

[billbears]

I think they can. Watched this documentary a few weeks ago on HBO about rich kids. Was filmed by a heir to the Johnson&Johnson fortune or something. They followed these twenty-somethings around, interviewed them, etc. and after watching I do believe they are that dumb

[FeliciaCat]

for the right amount of $$$$ sure ;)

[HamiltonJay]

Well the sad thing about this, is if they weren't the children of wealthy parents who obviously think of their children as afterthoughts, they'd have to move up a few steps to be trailer park trash.

There is absolutely now excuse for children of such privilege to turn out so wrechedly unrefined.

[LisaMalia]

They don't know what the world's all about."

Gee, ya think?????

[FeliciaCat]

"There is absolutely now excuse for children of such privilege to turn out so wrechedly unrefined."

I couldnt agree more.

But its like watching a train wreck...horrifying yet ya just cant help it....

[Hessian]

FOX announced this morning that they will be encoring the first two episodes Thursday at 9PM/8PM central.

[RedMonqey]

"Way to take a stand, son. (They grow 'em kind of stupid in Arkansas, eh?)"


No. Stupid would be to bow and scraped before these blonde mental vacant lots and agree with whatever stupid comments that pop out her pouty little lips.

If her folks would've showed enough parental guidance in their upbringing, Paris wouldn't be the joke of the nation she is today.

At least in Arkansas there's a man who got enough common sense to realize it.

[In_25_words_or_less]

"I cleaned their rooms, and they were a mess. They had left camouflage nighties, Crest White Strips, some Xanax bars . . . and a pack of cigarettes.

Xanax comes in bars?

[FeliciaCat]

Thanks for the info!

[FeliciaCat]

I'm thinking it must be some kind of protein/health bar???

[TheBattman]

I don't care about these girls much, but I take an Arkansas complaint with a grain of salt, has anyone been through Arkansas??? It is one ran down state, with an I-Hop on every corner and has a very gritty feel to it... besides any state that can produce Bill Clinton and Wes Clark is a state that should be condemned and mocked.

I can't help but wonder - what part of Arkansas did YOU visit? I could base my opinion of the state of Georgia on my limited experience in the Atlanta Inernational Airport - but I don't. I could base my opinion of Texas on my driving experiences in Houston - what a stink-hole. But I don't. Should a person base their opinion of California on a visit to South Central LA?

[ericthecurdog]

14:59 and counting.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

As for that rickety blue pickup truck the girls were given to drive when they first arrived in Arkansas, Calista said, "They painted it pink and drove around with it, and then took it back with them to L.A."

[In_25_words_or_less]

I'm thinking it must be some kind of protein/health bar???

For people anxious about their health and protein intake. ;)

[In_25_words_or_less]

Well, the holster matches the shoes.

I think.

[FeliciaCat]

Thats quite a costume.

Trick or Treat?

[george wythe]

Who is the evil sister?



Paris Hilton, left, and Nicole Richie pose with Tinkerbelle in this undated publicity photo. The friends star in Fox's new reality series 'The Simple Life'
(AP Photo/Fox, Sam Jones)