Morford: The Hot Porn Of Pottery Barn (Think Abercrombie & Fitch is racy?)

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, December 3, 2003 | Mark Morford, Wears Mostly Rhinestones, Vinal & Feathers

[Bernard Marx]

slabs of steaming gourmet meats being perfectly sliced with spotless $200 Wusthof knives. Mmm yeah, baby. Do it to me just like that.

This is one seriously disturbed pervert. It gives me the shivers to think that both my "senators" come from Sodom by the Bay and owe their office to people like Morford.

[SoothingDave]

Whatever happened to fantasizing all the way through the panty selection in the JCPenney catalog?

Um, Mark. The rest of us weren't fantasising about wearing the panties.

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[MAGEE]

I am gonna get into trubble for mentioning this, but many of the writers here fell right into the "Morford syntax".

Y'all could have been writing for him. (Sorry, I couldn't resist!)

I have a theory about the adopted "Bay" area persona: climbing hills while wearing Birkenstocks will give you brain bend. :o)

[Hodar]

Those who can't stand to have their opinions used against them are wise to keep those opinions to themselves.

What do you not understand? You are arguing non-sequitor. Santa has absolutely NOTHING to do with A&F. Nothing, nada, zero, zip. So, your agrument that A&F were dealt with unfairly is "You don't believe in Santa" is ridiculous at best. It has no bearing in fact, no reference to the article, and is a poor attempt at insult rather than debate. It boils down to 'do you believe in telling the truth, or distorting the facts to suit your needs'.

[Gritty]

Here comes Ms. Morford again to bravely take on the world of the normal.

[Michael.SF.]

Well *I* found it absolutely hilarious, at least.

To each his own.

But I could not get past his condescending attitude and insulting comments which catergorizes entire groups of people in an incredably ignorant and boorish and bigoted manner

This guy lives in city which only until the on set of the aids epidemic openly flaunted bathouse sexual escapades between total strangers and multiple partners. A city where men dressed as women have performed sexual acts on tens of men in a single evening. And he believes that alll of that is acceptable behaviour.

This idiot, Morford, then insults my beliefs as if I and those who believe as I do, have something wrong with us?

The man is vile, ignorant, bigoted and insulting to reasonably minded people and is not worth reading.

[Michael.SF.]

I always thought the mom from Family Circus had a nice rack.

lol.

As for me I have always been a Veronica and Betty Ruble man

[Cosmo]

alot of this article is hilarious. I just did the C&B, PB, and W&S thing with the wife and came away thinking alot of the same things.

Conservatives need to get over Abercrombie.