[cyborg]

Where are you getting all these stories? LOL...

[mhking]

Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[river rat]

I vote for appropriate punishment....
But would be banned for describing...


Semper Fi

[newzjunkey]

Yikes. Gotta help get my nephew the out of public schools. These student poisoner stories are disturbing. This girl needs more than just expulsion, she needs to be treated to find out what in her life possessed her to do such a thing.

It's bad enough that you can't trust Halloween candy or things from strangers but you can't trust them from kids either! Gotta make sure to instill: if you didn't open the original package, you don't open it. Ick.

[nothingnew]

A sixth grader sprayed nonpoisonous dog repellent on a cookie intended for her teacher and has been expelled, officials say.

Crikees....the worst I and my friends did was dump all our dirty jock straps on Miss Ruffolo's desk before she got to the classroom. (It was 8th grade English, and she made us read "Return of the Native" by Thomas Hardy...She was lucky we didn't commit mass suicide right there in the classroom...)

FMCDH

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

When I was in highschool a teacher asked a female student to go to the water fountain and fill up the teacher's cup. The female student filled the cup up with toilet water. The teacher contracted some sort of virus or bacteria and couldn't teach for the rest of the year.

[bicycle thug]

We had a guy who put ditto fluid in non hardening art molding clay. He put the 'pie' with the indelible blue ink - that you have to be at least as old as me to remember in this copy machine world - on the microphone mast in the office.

The assistant principal came on with the morning announcements, and suddenly screamed explicative deleted words until the loudspeaker went quite with a sudden click.

He was over six foot tall and had no neck. Small wonder whomever did it resisted letting us all know who had accomplished the feat until out twentieth high school reunion.

(The retired administrator still hear who he was and sent him a scathing letter and demand for compensation for his clothes all those years later.)

[Husker24]

Whats wrong with just spiking the cookies with a good ole fashioned laxative.

[The_Media_never_lie]

The sad thing is the kid might have been to dumb to know that what she was feeding the teacher and students was not fit for human consumption.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Zero tolerance = zero intelligence. Couldn't they just have the kid stay home for one day???

[nightdriver]

Where are this kid's parents?

[Tall_Texan]

In my day, we just gave her an apple sprayed with ALAR.

[in the Arena]

Ok, here's my public school story. Except for one quarter during the 7th grade I attended Catholic school until college. During orientation that quarter, I witnessed a girl sprinkle saw dust in the shop teachers coffee, that same day I got into a fight with another student over the contents of my pencil box...who the he!! knows why he wanted my precious number 2 pencils...shortly there after, the kid behind me in Social Studies passed a note with a recently harvested boggie smeared on it and the words "eat this"...I didn't have a sheltered life by any means, the nuns in Parochial school would beat the tar out of us for things like that...you learn respect fast when an 80 year old woman in a habit slaps you silly...