A Zot-Wing Christmas

VikingKittensTotallyRule.com | J. Random Overlord

[a merry little christmas day]

Have yourself a locked and loaded Christmas
keep your ammo dry
From now on our crusade will intensify

Have yourself a merry, gun-crazed Christmas
make those bad guys pay
Soon we'll all be shouting "Go on make my day"

Through the years we all will be together
for our final fight
Charlie Heston tells us it's our God-given right
So have yourself a locked and loaded Christmas Night.

... click me ...

[Lead Moderator]

"It must fire itself!"

People don't kill people, guns kill people.

FMCDH

[Charles Martel]

A funny poem, none the less

Better than the average troll-related offering. Still can't top this, though:

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`Twas the night before Christmas, cold, dark and foreboding, As I sat at the work bench, quite busy reloading. The empties from autumn were polished so clear For primers and powder, and bullets from Speer

And Hornady's soft-points, and Nosler's Partitions (MY bench ain't no place for brand name omissions!) All sat in their boxes, right next to the press With dies from Pacific, and RCBS

When all of a sudden there came such a jolt, I grabbed for my Mossberg, and whipped out my Colt. As I spilled Hodgdon's powder all over the shelf I scrambled for cover, just to protect myself

From up on the rooftop, came hoofbeats and snorting Like the noise out of L'il Rock, from Clinton's cavorting! I eased off the safety, to press-check my auto With 230-hardball, I'd knock 'em all blotto

Were these rogue federal agents, sent by Schumer and Reno? Or a staggering Ted Kennedy, in bad need of Beano? My question was answered with a knock, and some sneezing, "It's Santa, you moron, lemme in there, I'm freezing!"

I flipped off the dead-bolt and threw the door wide, To find St. Nick a'shivvering, Rudolph by his side He eyeballed my Springfield, with a nod of approval "You're all set," he said, "for dirtball removal."

"But this is no raid, we're not here to harm you Or persecute, prosecute or even disarm you" Instead, said dear Santa, he needed to borrow My .357, 'till day after tomorrow

"It's okay," he assured me, with a hint of frustration. "I'm enrolled in the National Rifle Association" He showed me his card, 'twas a Life Member rating "I've had this since me and the missus were dating!"

"And you see, Dave ol' buddy, I've gotten real nervous "Since Feinstein was elected, with a promise to serve us "So henceforth as I'm out there, my presents a'stackin' "I want to assure you, I'm legally packin'

"And my gift for you this year, should give you a hoot "I've told the Supreme Court to give Brady the boot! "Now, Rudy and I must be on our way" He said, as he climbed back on the seat of his sleigh

With the reins in his hand, and my Smith in his pocket He jingled the sleighbells and was off like a rocket With a pair of speedloaders, and ammo to spare I knew he'd be safe, he was loaded for bear

As he faded from view, I could still hear him calling "From D.C., where 'P.C.' is already falling "To bad guys in L.A., Detroit and Atlanta "I'm licensed to carry. Don't be messin' with Santa!"

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[capt. norm]

"Same troll from yesterday, different name."

You mean that in 24 hours, this is the best he/she/it can come up with?

Guess we'll have to wait for the next troll to come out of the closet to get anything with a microgram of intelligence behind it.

[hellinahandcart]

I'm sensing a change of tone here. You're reaching out!

You're about halfway converted, aren't you?? HUGS!!!

God bless us, everyone!

[E Rocc]

Ya want weaponry, we'll give ya weaponry:

Have yourself a merry little Zot-mas,

-Eric

[jonascord]

And your point is? You see, not everyone thinks guns are automatically "Bad". I am a shooter. I grew up with guns, from the time I was three I have shot guns, respected guns, cleaned guns, handled guns, repaired guns. I would no more drop a gun on the ground than I would drop a baby. I have used guns for many purposes, such as to feed myself, defend myself, even defend you, although only God knows why.

So, if your little ditty is supposed to somehow anger me, or mock me, you'll have to dial in several clicks of windage to even get on the paper...

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

How sweet of you to care.

Can't wait til tomorrow when I go pick up my personal Christmas present.

Hint: It holds a lot of rounds and makes a loverly little BOOM!

[zygoat]

If YOU decide to come down my chimney troll, you may discover the speck of truth in your post. Lets put it this way-you won't be getting milk n' cookies.

[netmilsmom]

LOLOL!
That's the Christmas spirit!

[coloradan]

Wow, that guy really is in Black Ops - still has the lenscap on the scope.

[BlessedBeGod]

Argghhhhh!!!!

I'm too late AGAIN!

I demand the moderators have ZOT ping lists!

[txhurl]

Silly! Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people.

[BlessedBeGod]

Charlie Heston

BTW, turkey, it's CHUCK Heston.

Just something to keep in mind for your next ZOT outing.

[NeoCaveman]

You like us, you really like us.

[4mycountry]

A little late to the action, but a VK ping nonetheless.

[humblegunner]

This is really you, isn't it?

[Admin Moderator]

In the last day he was:

its the best time of the year, OhByGolly HaveaHollyJollyXmas, a merry little christmas day

And has done a couple of Thanksgiving themes. I'm surprised he included Christmas in his last screen name. Do you think he'll come up with religious themes? Oh the horror!

How about these:

Silent Night, Holy Night

Angels We Have Heard On High

Good King Wenceslas

Hark! The Harold Angels Sing

[Snowy]

We are not annoyed, we are amused!

I think it's funny! :) However, I don't have a gun. :(

[CaptRon]

Ya know what would be really cool? When someone gets zotted your screen kinda flashes, not matter what post you're on. 'Course I have no idea how it could be done...

[4mycountry]

Howdy, dubya. :)