A Zot-Wing Christmas

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[a merry little christmas day]

Have yourself a locked and loaded Christmas
keep your ammo dry
From now on our crusade will intensify

Have yourself a merry, gun-crazed Christmas
make those bad guys pay
Soon we'll all be shouting "Go on make my day"

Through the years we all will be together
for our final fight
Charlie Heston tells us it's our God-given right
So have yourself a locked and loaded Christmas Night.

... click me ...

[Conspiracy Guy]

"ZOT, the pause that refreshes." How's that for an oldie?

[sweetliberty]

ROTFL! That's a keeper.

[Dallas59]

[Dallas59]

Ahhhhhhh....!

[Dallas59]

[sweetliberty]

"Can we invite [it] to be a monthly donor and send [it] a mug?"

Have it personalized, "official FR troll."

[weegee]

Hey Zot for brains:

I guess that you haven't heard that the Unions are against Christmas music...

Shop workers demand Xmas muzak compensation

[Charles Martel]

What made me think of it was the "squish" sound that you can set "pop-up stopper" to make, and it also flashes something in the tray when activated. I was thinking something along the same lines.

IIRC, mine was called "Popup Killer" and there were dozens of sound effects to choose from. Of course, I loaded a bunch of my own stuff in that directory, too - such as the "photon torpedo" sound from the original Star Trek.

Since we're listing what we want for Christmas, I'd also like to see a "kill" graphic at the top of Zot! threads, sort of like a "dead troll" version of the kills stenciled beneath the canopies of WWII fighter planes. It could renew each day. :-)

[sweetliberty]

"Since we're listing what we want for Christmas, I'd also like to see a "kill" graphic at the top of Zot! threads, sort of like a "dead troll" version of the kills stenciled beneath the canopies of WWII fighter planes. It could renew each day"

That sounds more like a Christmas present for the mods.

[weegee]

Begone Christmas Troll

[weegee]

Charlie Heston tells us it's our God-given right"

Actually that would be the founding fathers who identified our Constitutional rights:

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to desolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the seperate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed.

[Little Ray]

That's great! Got anymore?

[weegee]

Johnny Cash sez your account only has "Five Minutes to Live"...

[weegee]

Good one!

[evets]

zot

[TheSpottedOwl]

Charlton Heston rocks!

[talleyman]

LOL! God bless & Merry Christmas!

[Eaker]

This is really you, isn't it?

I'll have to check and get back to you!!

[Eaker]

Well that drew the entire staff into my office!!!!

;<)

[Billthedrill]

Why, thank you! There are a number of excellent .22s available with kid-sized stocks. I couldn't answer categorically since I haven't actually purchased one in years, (my real nephews are big enough for full-sized ones now) - but I do think it would be wonderfully appropriate to hijack this thread into a "best kid's rifle" thread - after all, that's what our poster had in mind...

I'm sure...