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A Zot-Wing Christmas
VikingKittensTotallyRule.com | J. Random Overlord

Posted on 12/03/2003 9:27:11 AM PST by a merry little christmas day

Edited on 12/03/2003 9:45:10 AM PST by Sidebar Moderator. [history]

Have yourself a locked and loaded Christmas
keep your ammo dry
From now on our crusade will intensify

Have yourself a merry, gun-crazed Christmas
make those bad guys pay
Soon we'll all be shouting "Go on make my day"

Through the years we all will be together
for our final fight
Charlie Heston tells us it's our God-given right
So have yourself a locked and loaded Christmas Night.


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To: Dallas59
"ZOT, the pause that refreshes." How's that for an oldie?
101 posted on 12/03/2003 10:43:04 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Ignorance can be corrected with knowledge. Stupid is permanent.)
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To: 4mycountry
ROTFL! That's a keeper.
102 posted on 12/03/2003 10:43:06 AM PST by sweetliberty (Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt)
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To: sweetliberty

103 posted on 12/03/2003 10:43:39 AM PST by Dallas59
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To: Flurry
Ahhhhhhh....!
104 posted on 12/03/2003 10:44:04 AM PST by Dallas59
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To: Dallas59

105 posted on 12/03/2003 10:46:09 AM PST by Dallas59
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
"Can we invite [it] to be a monthly donor and send [it] a mug?"

Have it personalized, "official FR troll."

106 posted on 12/03/2003 10:46:27 AM PST by sweetliberty (Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt)
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To: a merry little christmas day
Hey Zot for brains:

I guess that you haven't heard that the Unions are against Christmas music...

Shop workers demand Xmas muzak compensation

107 posted on 12/03/2003 11:05:44 AM PST by weegee
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To: sweetliberty
What made me think of it was the "squish" sound that you can set "pop-up stopper" to make, and it also flashes something in the tray when activated. I was thinking something along the same lines.

IIRC, mine was called "Popup Killer" and there were dozens of sound effects to choose from. Of course, I loaded a bunch of my own stuff in that directory, too - such as the "photon torpedo" sound from the original Star Trek.

Since we're listing what we want for Christmas, I'd also like to see a "kill" graphic at the top of Zot! threads, sort of like a "dead troll" version of the kills stenciled beneath the canopies of WWII fighter planes. It could renew each day. :-)

108 posted on 12/03/2003 11:06:09 AM PST by Charles Martel (Liberals are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: Charles Martel; Admin Moderator; Lead Moderator
"Since we're listing what we want for Christmas, I'd also like to see a "kill" graphic at the top of Zot! threads, sort of like a "dead troll" version of the kills stenciled beneath the canopies of WWII fighter planes. It could renew each day"

That sounds more like a Christmas present for the mods.

109 posted on 12/03/2003 11:10:41 AM PST by sweetliberty (Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt)
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To: a merry little christmas day
Begone Christmas Troll
110 posted on 12/03/2003 11:12:05 AM PST by weegee
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To: a merry little christmas day
Charlie Heston tells us it's our God-given right"

Actually that would be the founding fathers who identified our Constitutional rights:

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to desolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the seperate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed.


111 posted on 12/03/2003 11:21:22 AM PST by weegee
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To: Charles Martel
That's great! Got anymore?
112 posted on 12/03/2003 11:23:43 AM PST by Little Ray (When in trouble, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!)
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To: a merry little christmas day
Johnny Cash sez your account only has "Five Minutes to Live"...


113 posted on 12/03/2003 11:26:28 AM PST by weegee
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To: 4mycountry
Good one!
114 posted on 12/03/2003 11:32:48 AM PST by weegee
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To: a merry little christmas day
zot

115 posted on 12/03/2003 11:35:48 AM PST by evets (Warning: graphic images.)
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To: a merry little christmas day; VRWCmember
Charlton Heston rocks!
116 posted on 12/03/2003 11:43:27 AM PST by TheSpottedOwl (I'd rather have dead rats in my walls, than Hillary for President.,)
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To: a merry little christmas day
LOL! God bless & Merry Christmas!
117 posted on 12/03/2003 11:43:33 AM PST by talleyman (Never question the patriotism of Democrats - there's none to question)
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To: humblegunner
This is really you, isn't it?

I'll have to check and get back to you!!


118 posted on 12/03/2003 11:56:15 AM PST by Eaker (When the SHTF, I'll go down with a cross in one hand, and a Glock in the other.)
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To: Admin Moderator
Well that drew the entire staff into my office!!!!

;<)

119 posted on 12/03/2003 11:59:05 AM PST by Eaker (When the SHTF, I'll go down with a cross in one hand, and a Glock in the other.)
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To: rabidralph; bang_list
Why, thank you! There are a number of excellent .22s available with kid-sized stocks. I couldn't answer categorically since I haven't actually purchased one in years, (my real nephews are big enough for full-sized ones now) - but I do think it would be wonderfully appropriate to hijack this thread into a "best kid's rifle" thread - after all, that's what our poster had in mind...

I'm sure...

120 posted on 12/03/2003 1:06:16 PM PST by Billthedrill
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