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Singer R. Kelly Claims 'Unknown Conspirators' Digitally Dropped Him Into Videos with Underage Girls
The Smoking Gun.com ^
| December 3, 2003
| Cook County, Il Court Documents
Posted on 12/03/2003 8:32:35 AM PST by hapc
When he was nabbed eariler this year in Miami, Kelly told cops--according to the police report-- that 'former managers' might have been trying to set him up, 'taking pictures of people that look like me' cavorting with the underaged.
Kelly has now extended that defense, as it were, to his Cook County case, according to a motion flied yesterday.
While simultaneously questioning whether his video co-star was a minor, Kelly notes that he might mount a 'computer morphing' defense.
The performer it seems, may argue that some unknown conspirators digitally dropped him into the raunchy video (or perhaps, replaced his of-age consort with a computer generated partner based on an actual minor girl)
This trial should be a hoot-especially when R. Kelly's legal team calls George Lucas as its first witness.
Call it the Industrial Light and Magic Defense.
(Excerpt) Read more at smokinggun.com ...
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; News/Current Events; US: Illinois
KEYWORDS: georgelucasdefense; kelly; morph; vidoetape
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posted on
12/03/2003 8:32:35 AM PST
by
hapc
To: hapc
The same thing happened to me once..I was digitally placed into a picture with the Olsen twins....
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posted on
12/03/2003 8:36:24 AM PST
by
woofie
To: hapc
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posted on
12/03/2003 8:37:06 AM PST
by
TomServo
("That felt good... Now I'm going to turn my daughter into a woodchuck.")
To: woofie
I know the feeling.
I was in everyone of those damn Pam Anderson videos...
To: hapc
reminds me of the line from "Chicago".... I didn't do it, but if I'd done it, how could you tell me that I was wrong.
She wasn't a minor, but if she was a minor, it wasn't me.
To: hapc
Really no different than Slick Willie's defense that the Gennifer Flowers' tapes were "doctored."
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posted on
12/03/2003 8:39:44 AM PST
by
Kenny500c
To: Kenny500c
What he meant to say was that he and Gennifer were playing 'Doctor"
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posted on
12/03/2003 8:41:41 AM PST
by
woofie
To: woofie
It is a good thing Kelly was able to explain what happened, otherwise, an innocent man might be in trouble. I believe it was the same guy that did OJ's exwife. Once OJ finds him, we should be able to close the files on a bunch of these unsolved crimes.
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posted on
12/03/2003 8:53:42 AM PST
by
Tacis
To: Tacis
You would think with the war on terror and all Bush would have his hands full. Obviously not, he's had time to set up R. Kelly, Michael Jackson and Koby at the same time.
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posted on
12/03/2003 9:19:09 AM PST
by
marlon
To: hapc
Any of you guy's see moleman in the Paris Hilton video? Fun stuff!!
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posted on
12/03/2003 9:34:20 AM PST
by
Moleman
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