Singer R. Kelly Claims 'Unknown Conspirators' Digitally Dropped Him Into Videos with Underage Girls

The Smoking Gun.com ^ | December 3, 2003 | Cook County, Il Court Documents

[hapc]

When he was nabbed eariler this year in Miami, Kelly told cops--according to the police report-- that 'former managers' might have been trying to set him up, 'taking pictures of people that look like me' cavorting with the underaged.

Kelly has now extended that defense, as it were, to his Cook County case, according to a motion flied yesterday.

While simultaneously questioning whether his video co-star was a minor, Kelly notes that he might mount a 'computer morphing' defense.

The performer it seems, may argue that some unknown conspirators digitally dropped him into the raunchy video (or perhaps, replaced his of-age consort with a computer generated partner based on an actual minor girl)

This trial should be a hoot-especially when R. Kelly's legal team calls George Lucas as its first witness.

Call it the Industrial Light and Magic Defense.

[woofie]

The same thing happened to me once..I was digitally placed into a picture with the Olsen twins....

[TomServo]

Already posted here.

[reagan_fanatic]

I know the feeling.

I was in everyone of those damn Pam Anderson videos...

[aynrandfreak]

reminds me of the line from "Chicago".... I didn't do it, but if I'd done it, how could you tell me that I was wrong.

She wasn't a minor, but if she was a minor, it wasn't me.

[Kenny500c]

Really no different than Slick Willie's defense that the Gennifer Flowers' tapes were "doctored."

[woofie]

What he meant to say was that he and Gennifer were playing 'Doctor"

[Tacis]

It is a good thing Kelly was able to explain what happened, otherwise, an innocent man might be in trouble. I believe it was the same guy that did OJ's exwife. Once OJ finds him, we should be able to close the files on a bunch of these unsolved crimes.

[marlon]

You would think with the war on terror and all Bush would have his hands full. Obviously not, he's had time to set up R. Kelly, Michael Jackson and Koby at the same time.

[Moleman]

Any of you guy's see moleman in the Paris Hilton video? Fun stuff!!