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Mark Steyn: An open-and-shut case of hypocrisy
London Telegraph via WorldNetDaily.com ^ | Wednesday, November 26, 2003 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 11/26/2003 2:15:18 AM PST by JohnHuang2

An open-and-shut case of hypocrisy
By Mark Steyn
(Filed: 25/11/2003)

The other day, a producer called me up and asked if I wanted to take part in a discussion about an American cartoon strip - to whit, B.C. by Johnny Hart, which has been running in a gazillion newspapers around the world for as long as I can remember.

I usually check in with it a couple of times a decade while waiting at the gate for a delayed flight, and am happy to find it refreshingly unchanged. It's set in a modified caveman era, which is to say that, like The Flintstones, its characters enjoy certain accoutrements not necessarily consistent with the time period.

On this particular day's strip, Johnny Hart shows us the caveman walking up a hill at night - there is a crescent moon in the sky - and heading for a wooden outhouse, with a crescent moon on the door, as outhouses traditionally have, at least in America. My own outhouse in New Hampshire certainly did, before it was dashed to smithereens in a hurricane (don't worry, I wasn't inside at the time).

Anyway, we next see a sound effect - "SLAM" - to indicate, presumably, the closing of the outhouse door. The final frame shows a speech bubble coming from within the outhouse with the words: "Is it just me, or does it stink in here?" The Council on American-Islamic Relations (Cair) decided this was not an outhouse joke, but an Islamophobic slur disguised as an outhouse joke.

A reader in the Washington Post had noticed the six crescent moons in the strip, and suggested this indicated the real target of the gag. Cair drew attention to the fact that the sound effect of the alleged door slamming was stacked vertically, in a pillar-like shape, and thus could reasonably be read as "SLAM" contained within the overall shape of the letter "I" - or "ISLAM".

"Hmm," I said, thoughtfully, to the producer. "It's true that it's very hard to slam an outhouse door from the inside, what with the lack of space and so forth. Difficult to get back far enough to give it a loud enough slam to justify a sound effect. Unless there's a strong wind to whip it shut," I added, recalling my hurricane. "And even then, one would be more concerned to latch it carefully lest another gust blow it open again."

"That's Marshall Blonsky's line," said the producer, a little impatiently. Blonsky is professor of semiotics at the New School in New York and had apparently got to my penetrating insight ahead of me: "You don't slam an outhouse door." Professor Blonsky argues that the cartoon is indisputably constructed "in a polysemic fashion".

"I hadn't thought of that," I said.

"How about this?" said the producer. "If it's really just a sound effect, how come there's no exclamation?" "Hmm," I said, even more thoughtfully than before. In the end, I declined the invitation. Although I agreed of course that Islamophobic cartooning was the most pressing issue of the week, in my usual shallow way I'd become distracted by some of the day's more trivial stories - the 11 Hindus burnt alive by a Muslim gang in Bangladesh, the 13 Christian churches torched by Muslim rioters in the Nigerian town of Kazaure, and the 27 Turks and Britons murdered by Muslim terrorists in Istanbul.

No dead Jews in that particular day's headlines, but otherwise a good haul of Hindus, Christians and, of course, Muslims. Every society has its ugly side: in America, the problem is stone-age cartoons; in Nigeria, it's stone-age - or stoning age - reality. But one can't help noticing that polysemic cartooning seems a notably ineffective way of stirring up anti-Muslim feeling, at least when one looks at preliminary statistics for Muslims murdered in America this Ramadan, compared with Muslims murdered in, say, Saudi Arabia and Turkey.

My advice would be to go for the direct approach, like Sheikh Anwar al-Badawi, the A-list imam who does the "Thought For The Day" slot on Qatar TV: "O God, destroy the usurper Jews and the vile Christians." Nothing very polysemic about that. Nothing very polysemic about Cair, either. America's most prominent mainstream Muslim lobby group, it has organised rallies that managed to climax with the singing of "No to the Jews, descendants of the apes." Its chairman, Omar Ahmad, has said that "Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faith, but to become dominant". The Koran "should be the highest authority in America, and Islam the only accepted religion on Earth". But its supply of White House invites and presidential photo-ops never seems to dry up, and its willingness to see offence everywhere is treated respectfully by the media.

Meanwhile, while Islamic lobby groups and the most distinguished semiotics professors in America are analysing Johnny Hart's outhouse joke, the European Union's Monitoring Centre on Racism and Xenophobia has decided to shelve its report on the rise of anti-Semitism on the Continent. The problem, as reported in The Telegraph, is that the survey had found that "many anti-Semitic incidents were carried out by Muslim and pro-Palestinian groups", and so a "political decision" was taken not to publish it because of "fears that it would increase hostility towards Muslims".

Let's go back over that slowly and try not to get a headache: the EU's main concern about an actual epidemic of hate crimes against Jews is that it could provoke a hypothetical epidemic of hate crimes against Muslims. You couldn't ask for a better illustration of the uselessness of these thought-police bodies: they're fine for chastising insufficiently guilt-ridden whites in an ongoing reverse-minstrel show of cultural self-abasement, but they don't have the stomach for confronting real racism. A tolerant society is so reluctant to appear intolerant, it would rather tolerate intolerance.

In Holland, the late Pim Fortuyn recognised that at some point the contradiction has to be resolved. In Nigeria and Sudan and other frontiers between the ummah and the rest of the world, it already has - in favour of sharia and the Islamists. It's hard to see why the enervated West should prove any more successful at squaring the circle. But we can at least cherish the absurdities on the way down: European Jews menaced by anti-Semites get less attention than American Muslims menaced by polysemites.



TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bc; cartoons; johnnyhart; markstein; marksteyn; muslimamericans
Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Quote of the Day by Welsh Rabbit

1 posted on 11/26/2003 2:15:18 AM PST by JohnHuang2
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To: Valin; tubavil; Stopislamnow; SJackson; BayouCoyote; nuffsenuff; Helms; Taiwan Bocks; TomSmedley; ..
 

 

 


New ping list for Islamic Jihad and terrorism. 3 pings per day, every day. Some from my old ping list are on by default.

On or off let me know by freepmail. 
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2 posted on 11/26/2003 2:32:42 AM PST by dennisw (G_d is at war with Amalek for all generations)
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To: Pokey78
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3 posted on 11/26/2003 2:33:31 AM PST by dennisw (G_d is at war with Amalek for all generations)
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To: dennisw

Another cartoon CAIR & HAMAS dont like

4 posted on 11/26/2003 2:48:28 AM PST by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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To: joesnuffy
Clever! Must be an oldie from James Baker's, "F 'em, they don't vote for us anyway" days.
5 posted on 11/26/2003 3:05:30 AM PST by dennisw (G_d is at war with Amalek for all generations)
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To: JohnHuang2
Link to the outhouse cartoon?
6 posted on 11/26/2003 4:28:52 AM PST by samtheman
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To: JohnHuang2
the European Union's Monitoring Centre on Racism and Xenophobia has decided to shelve its report on the rise of anti-Semitism on the Continent. The problem, as reported in The Telegraph, is that the survey had found that "many anti-Semitic incidents were carried out by Muslim and pro-Palestinian groups", and so a "political decision" was taken not to publish it because of "fears that it would increase hostility towards Muslims".
Sometimes a blazingly stupid line of illogic is merely a smokescreen. Of course no one is worried about "hostility towards Muslims". What they are worried about is losing votes of IslamoFacists and European Leftists.
7 posted on 11/26/2003 4:44:46 AM PST by samtheman
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To: JohnHuang2
Steyn BUMP!!
8 posted on 11/26/2003 4:58:41 AM PST by BayouCoyote (PORK AKBAR!!)
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To: joesnuffy
This is an absolutely perfect cartoon. Baker did the Israelis a huge injustice. I'm glad to see Hart tweak him a bit.
9 posted on 11/26/2003 5:04:54 AM PST by carton253 (To win the War on Terror, raise at once the black flag!)
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To: dennisw
New ping list for Islamic Jihad and terrorism. 3 pings per day, every day.

Um, shouldn't that be five times a day?
10 posted on 11/26/2003 5:11:10 AM PST by dyed_in_the_wool (Slowly I turned...step by step...inch by inch...)
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To: dyed_in_the_wool
Should I make it 5 times per day and put you on it?
11 posted on 11/26/2003 5:44:56 AM PST by dennisw (G_d is at war with Amalek for all generations)
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To: samtheman
http://www.comics.com/creators/bc/archive/bc-20031110.html
12 posted on 11/26/2003 6:04:30 AM PST by Exeter
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To: Exeter
thanks
13 posted on 11/26/2003 6:46:41 AM PST by samtheman
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To: JohnHuang2
CAIR needs to step off! They're becoming the Islamofascists' version of Jesse Jackson and his shakedown scams.

They also need to realize that Americans' tolerance of America-hating immigrants who are hell-bent on destroying us is wearing dangerously thin. They should either A)Assimilate and join us; or B)Go home to the rat-holes from whence they came.

14 posted on 11/26/2003 6:59:44 AM PST by FierceDraka ("I AM NOT A NUMBER - I AM A FREE MAN!")
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To: Exeter
That's the comic strip they are complaining about?

These guys really need to get a grip.
15 posted on 11/26/2003 7:15:15 AM PST by nuffsenuff
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To: JohnHuang2
You couldn't ask for a better illustration of the uselessness of these thought-police bodies: they're fine for chastising insufficiently guilt-ridden whites in an ongoing reverse-minstrel show

He forgot to mention the vicious "homophobic bigots". Oh, wait a minute, Muslims stone homosexuals. Forget it. This is getting too confusing!

16 posted on 11/26/2003 7:16:15 AM PST by Gritty ("Religion Of Peace", my @$$!)
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To: JohnHuang2
40 years ago a friend was the first to surf in a remote spot in southern Morocco. As he returned to shore he noticed a crowd on the beach watching him. When he reached the sand, they approached and he, reflexively, raised the board in front of him.

There was a collective gasp and the crowd retreated fearfully.

It turned out that the crowd thought that anyone who could walk on water must certainly possess magical powers...and the surfboard manufacturer's logo - when viewed the right way by the right people - was a religious symbol.

17 posted on 11/26/2003 7:25:52 AM PST by liberallarry
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To: AnnaZ
ping!
18 posted on 11/26/2003 9:42:07 AM PST by diotima
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To: diotima
(((sigh!)))

19 posted on 11/26/2003 2:10:19 PM PST by AnnaZ (::: RADIOFR :: Hi-Fi FReepin' 24/7 ::: http://www.theotherradionetwork.com/pgs/rfr_schedule.htm :::)
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