Limbaugh May Have Avoided Speeding Tickets (FreeRepublic strikes again!)

Sloth via Rush Limbaugh.com ^ | 11/20/2003 | Sloth via Rush Limbaugh

[L.N. Smithee]

Yeah, but ABC news has videotape of Rush pulling a tag off a mattress he bought.

Pardon my anal retentiveness, but this is a pet peeve of mine...

If you have bought a mattress or a sofa or whatever, you can rip the tag off to your heart's content. It is only illegal for the seller to rip it off, because that tag contains legal information about the fabric. The tag is for the protection of the consumer, who might be misled about the materials used inside, and overcharged or deceived.

There. I said it.

[expat_panama]

That still doesn't excuse Limbaugh's wanton matricide.

[WKB]

Is it true that he comes to a complete stop at ALL stop
signs too. God forbid.

[WKB]

Rush dosen't sleep on a mattress, he sleeps on air.


and almost walks on water

[spectre]

"If you have bought a mattress or a sofa or whatever, you can rip the tag off to your heart's content."

Thanks...but if I get busted, I'm gonna say I read it was 'OK' on FR...

sw

[ConservativeMan55]

[NewLand]

In response to this report about Rush, Bill Clinton announced that he served for almost 6 years as POTUS without being impeached.

Upon hearing Bill's announcement, Hillary Clinton stated that she served for 8 years as co-president without being impeached.

After hearing both Clinton announcements, algore announced that he had not been to a Buddhist temple this year.

[lonevoice]

Thanks for the ping. Some of the replies on this thread are as funny as the original article.

[ConservativeMan55]

I was thinking the same thing.

[E.G.C.]

(LOL)!!!!!!!

[alrea]

Authorities may have been alerted to the likelihood that there may be video tapes capturing Mr. Limbaugh eating unpaid for grapes or unpaid for uncooked green beans in several Florida grocery stores.

[Phsstpok]

So for one to avoid any suspicion We must do EXACTLY the posted speed, no more-no less?

Actually, any REAL American goes 10 miles over the posted speed limit. You should know that. Kinda makes me a little suspicious of you. (g)

Around the time of the Hillarycare fight Newt Gingrich gave a speech where he illustrated why Hillary's approach to the health care system wasn't right for the US. He said that Hillarycare was based on the German socialized health care system. He allowed that the German system was right for Germany, but pointed out that Germans are the kind of people who obey speed limit laws. The Autobahn famously has no speed limit, but if a 55 MPH limit were imposed German's would drive exactly 55. Then at the next election they would vote in the "no speed limit party" and go right back to full throttle. Americans look at speed limits as "a bench mark of opportunity." He then asked for a show of hands of how many in the audience had gone over the speed limit at least once on the way to the speech. Everyone raised their hands.

I've always loved the line.

[blackie]

Rush ~ Bump!

[ConservativeMan55]

LOL! Bump!

[beelzepug]

"...in the mens room at CBS...urinating."

Bet he didn't put the seat back down, either. Or worse yet, forgot to put it up first. Darn that guy!

[Slings and Arrows]

"...in the mens room at CBS...urinating."

Bet he didn't put the seat back down, either. Or worse yet, forgot to put it up first.

DEATH'S TOO GOOD FOR HIM!!!!!

[international american]

We cant have celebrities going around flaunting the ability to stay within the law. It ain't ethical, it ain't fair....it's just plain WRONG!!!!

[ChefKeith]

Don't worry I have My share of NAZI imposed fines

But I have better things to do with the hard earned $$$ that I get than give them to "judges" that bleed red when cut just like We do...A black robe does not change the facts.

Making the assumption that you bleed red also?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Oh, the shame of it! Will his career survive...

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Yeah, but ABC news has videotape of Rush pulling a tag off a mattress he bought.

That's it. His days are numbered. Get in all the listening you can before the plug is pulled.