Jackson to Surrender 2pm EST, 11am PST (Live Perp-Walk Not-Breaking News Thread)

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

This is not breaking news. It's just plain old regular news even though it is happening withing 15 minutes.

CNN reports that Jackson will be turning himself in within 30 minutes

[BoringGuy]

2600 sq acres = roughly 51 acres wide by 51 acres long or 10 acres by 260 acres,etc.,,

51 acres wide? Uh...quack, how many feet long is an acre? Hint: you have confused measures of length with those of area.

1 Square mile = 640 acres so the ranch encompasses just over 4 sq mi of area

[Not A Snowbird]

Oh, no fair, they taxied into the hangar!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Even more bastardly they are closing the hangar doors!!!

[sweetliberty]

Aren't his children white too?

[small voice in the wilderness]

reckless fishing,

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! TOO funny!

The plane is going inside the hangar. I'm so glad jackson isn't getting preferential treatment.

[dfwgator]

"There's nothing to see here you lookey loos."

[retrokitten]

Yes. And blonde.

[abner]

Thanks for the pics Tom.

[Centurion2000]

Ever see the TV series AIRWOLF ??
That was one cool helicopter!

And one really bad pilot .... :-)

[hispanarepublicana]

Think he'll come walking across the tarmac with Chelsea Clinton holding hands between he and the monkey?

[Dog]

Have you ever seen something so lame....

[mhking]

What appalls me is HOW could he get a baby?

With the kind of money he had (at least used to have), how do you think!?

[Quilla]

Heck no, it took me 300+ posts to figure out how to spell Villechaize. ;-)

[Catspaw]

They can't get the whole plane into the hangar, but they closed the doors on half the plane. Too, too funny.

[1Old Pro]

The plane pulled its nose into a hanger...

WOW, California even has drive thru plastic surgeons

[Constitution Day]

DAMN! DOUBLE DAMN!

[StriperSniper]

They better be careful with those doors or they might pinch off the nose....of the plane.

[marshmallow]

They are debarking in the hangar. THE BASTARDS!!!!

That would be disembarking.

De-barking is what happens to noisy dogs.

[Peach]

For 2 days on FNC, the commercials have been mercifully silent. Their sponsors can't be happy about it but we love it.

[FeliciaCat]

So lets assume that he adopted the youngest one, WACKO JACKO is able to ADOPT a child while thousands of loving would-be parents wait years...beyond disgusting.