I need help

12/19/03 | me

[LandofLincoln]

I want to post a picture on here. Could someone explain in a simple/stupid way how I can do it?

[mrsmith]

I wonder if this picture still works?

[PokeyJoe]

dude, you look like Gerald McRaney.

[Old Professer]

VERY FUNNY

[U S Army EOD]

I just hooked up my daddy's computer to my monitor. Daddy just got electricuted trying to stick a thumbtack in his. Before they loaded him in the ambulance he told me to try and find out where you live. He claims that if he lives through this, he will make you a very nice surprise and send it to you in the mail.

[BobS]

If you have a picture and you are here (apparently!). You must have 5-10 MegaBytes for a website, right? To transfer things to your website what do you do?

You FTP it, right? I use WS_FTP for my own. In order to FTP your stuff to your website, you have your website's address, right?

Once your picture is at that site, you can transfer it here. The reason is that picture must be on an internet server other than just your own computer.

It's better that way, because you will be hit by all sorts of wackos looking for people just like you. Like unshaven, drooling, glassey-eyed, unemployed porn and drug-addicted folks you don't want around. Those are called hackers. Think about roaches who are bored. I know about them. Once in a while someone tries to hack into MY system and I send them a flood of viruses to keep them busy for kicks. They have an open port, you see. Just don't bore me!!

[lowbridge]

Could someone explain in a simple/stupid way how I can do it?

I havent the slightest clue.

[U S Army EOD]

Based on what I get in my email, I doubt if many of the porn people are unemployed.

[BobS]

I will give you a detailed respone on what to do, If you want. Sorry, GF stunned me:)

[Sloth]

I want to post a picture on here. Could someone explain in a simple/stupid way how I can do it?

Fragment your primary semiconductors, then de-Gauss the igneous bi-directional unit.

Note that this method falls more in the 'stupid' rather than 'simple' category.

[BobS]

"Based on what I get in my email, I doubt if many of the porn people are unemployed."

You are probably right. I worked with a guy who was ex-USMC who had a friend that started a porn site. He was doing $100k a month! We may be in the wrong business. But how long could you look and choose between dirty pictures all day long? I would rather spend my working hours on REAL challenges myself. I am ex-AF.

[U S Army EOD]

I guess if you could go through Marine basic training and be around all those Jarheads, looking at dirty pictures would seem natural.

[BobS]

"Creative" ideas, though. I like that. It's an ex-military trait. You'll see.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Heheheh...good one, RBA.

[gcruse]

Chortle. That gal could swallow an olive and half the boys would leave town.

[Lando Lincoln]

He was here first! But my mama gave me Lando and Lincoln is my daddy's name! ;-)

[eddie willers]

What can I say, they grew up together

[LandofLincoln]

That was an AWESOME picture