1 posted on
11/19/2003 2:28:06 PM PST by
UnklGene
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To: UnklGene
So, Monica's love live sucks?
sorry, I couldn't resist.....
To: UnklGene
Monica Lewinsky takes her blue dress to the cleaners. She hands it to the old man behind the counter. She does not realize he is hard of hearing and his hearing aid is broken.
Monica says: "I need the stain removed from the front of this blue dress!"
The old man cups his ear and replies: "Eh!? Come again lady?
"No!" Monica replies. "Just mustard this time!"
To: Constitution Day
Tantae clunes isti sunt!
Clunes, aio, maiores esse!
I saved that btw.
To: UnklGene
31 posted on
11/19/2003 2:41:33 PM PST by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: UnklGene
Monica Lewinsky Says Her Past Life Has Hurt Her Love Life Yep, she blew it alright!
32 posted on
11/19/2003 2:42:34 PM PST by
Snowy
(Annoy a lib -> Work hard, earn money, and be happy!)
To: UnklGene
But Bubba told her he was going to marry her.
35 posted on
11/19/2003 2:47:48 PM PST by
onedoug
To: UnklGene
After an article like this in the nation's premier intellectual journal, you can be sure that Monica is going to receive plenty of marriage offers from suitable candidates!
To: UnklGene
she is impatient when men are not as responsive to her as she would like them to beROFLMAO!
39 posted on
11/19/2003 2:58:18 PM PST by
NautiNurse
(Everyone is born right handed. Only the exceptionally gifted overcome it.)
To: UnklGene
"Dumb Bitch", just doesn't seem adequate anymore!
Semper Fi
43 posted on
11/19/2003 3:06:33 PM PST by
river rat
(War works......It brings Peace... Give war a chance to destroy Jihadists...)
To: UnklGene
Aw, c'mon, folks !!
Don't be so mean-spirited.
Any red-blooded American girl with her specific inclinations and abilities...can't be ALL bad !!!
45 posted on
11/19/2003 3:10:11 PM PST by
genefromjersey
(So little time - so many FLAMES to light !!)
To: UnklGene
Monica was complaining about a very bad night she had. Apparently 12 of the first 15 guys needed change for a five dollar bill.
46 posted on
11/19/2003 3:15:21 PM PST by
Tacis
To: UnklGene
When this is your most famous photo one wonders why.
47 posted on
11/19/2003 3:18:10 PM PST by
rs79bm
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To: UnklGene
I think she's right about men being intimidated. How else would a guy feel in the presence of the biggest adolescent girl he's ever seen?
50 posted on
11/19/2003 3:26:17 PM PST by
Alberta's Child
("To freedom, Alberta, horses . . . and women!")
To: UnklGene
Love life hurting, huh?
I guess nobody wants much to do with you after you've had a menage with DUTCH MASTERS.
51 posted on
11/19/2003 3:33:13 PM PST by
Wondervixen
(Ask for her by name--Accept no substitutes!)
To: UnklGene
If she wants to get men, then she should be a porn star.
If she is looking for a man to marry her so she can boss him around then she may be out of luck.
52 posted on
11/19/2003 3:35:44 PM PST by
Chewbacca
(I talk to myself because it is the only way I can have an intelligent conversation.)
To: dd5339; Eaker; Billthedrill; wku man; Delta 21; Travis McGee
The article is worth a snicker...
but the posts that follow are good for a coffee blow out.
54 posted on
11/19/2003 3:50:33 PM PST by
cavtrooper21
(Liberal lawyer hunting is like varmit hunting, only easier. Theres more of 'em...)
To: UnklGene
Well, I certainly do not want to go where Billy Klinton's been. I don't want the AC/DC song "She's got the Jack" to be my life story.
Besides, she's not hot.
57 posted on
11/19/2003 4:09:56 PM PST by
Dan from Michigan
("Today's music ain't got the same soul. I like that old time Rock N Roll" - Bob Seger)
To: UnklGene
Awwwww...leave her alone.
Don't be cruel.
She's not ugly. She's kind of cute.
If she lost a little weight., she'd be a knockout.
Yeah she did things that were not right.
But haven't we all got skeletons in our closets?
To: UnklGene
Her fat ass doesn't help either!
60 posted on
11/19/2003 5:05:04 PM PST by
lawdude
(Liberalism: A failure every time it is tried!)
To: UnklGene
If she had as many sticking out of her as she has had stuck IN her, she would look like a porcupine!
61 posted on
11/19/2003 5:06:27 PM PST by
lawdude
(Liberalism: A failure every time it is tried!)
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