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Lewinsky: 'I can't get a man'
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| November 19, 2003
Posted on 11/19/2003 11:20:39 AM PST by HAL9000
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
They just won't take you home to Mom Well, that hasn't stopped some guys. Especially when they have no mom to take her home to, I suppose that does reduce the dating pool, though.
I would imagine that the real trouble is her mind. To go from absolute total obscurity to headline news in a virtual instant has to be an enormous shock to any young mind. Even sports and entertainment stars got to spend a few weeks, if not several years, contemplating being famous for their "talents". To go from complete unknown private citizen to the central figure of a sordid chapter of American history and then back to near obscurity (except as a part of a snickering remark) while still in your twenties has got to mess with her head something fierce. I'm sure that this freaks guys out.
Is she truly irredeemable? What if she "repented" as part of joining some religious group? If she got counseling from a religious leader in your church (I'm not just talking to you, Sam) then came out by his/her side, and said she was going to make a new life for herself, would you take her seriously? Would anyone?
To: subterfuge
When you think about it, there are probably two people on this earth who would even consider dating her.
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posted on
11/19/2003 12:25:55 PM PST
by
Quilla
To: Charles Henrickson
You just know some photographer waited and waited around to take THAT shot.
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posted on
11/19/2003 12:27:05 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
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To: Quilla
Monica could date Hillary -- and hit the Bifecta!
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posted on
11/19/2003 12:28:17 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
Kissing her would be like giving bent willie a bj.
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posted on
11/19/2003 12:28:34 PM PST
by
chiefqc
To: HAL9000
Lewinsky: 'I can't get a man'
Surprise, Surprise, Surprise
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posted on
11/19/2003 12:28:47 PM PST
by
beckett
To: HAL9000
Monica -- you've never had a man, either.
To: HAL9000
She can have any man as long as she opens her mouth and provides freebies.
To: HAL9000
Lewinsky: 'I can't get a man'News FLASH BIMBO, "YOU NEVER HAD ONE."
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posted on
11/19/2003 12:30:11 PM PST
by
PISANO
(God Bless our Troops........They will not TIRE-They will not falter-They will NOT FAIL)
To: HAL9000
To: HAL9000
"I want to shake them and say, 'C'mon, just like me! Do what I say!'" She should try the metrosexuals. Is Howard Dean available?
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posted on
11/19/2003 12:31:28 PM PST
by
Strider
To: BudgieRamone
Ok, let's imagine:
Hey John! I hear you've got a new girlfriend! What's she like, when do we meet her?
Uhhh....
So honey, when do your father and I get to meet this new girlfriend of yours?
Uhhh....
How come we never go out anymore? I'm tired of watching rented videos at home! Let's go out tonight.
Uhhh....
So, what do you want to do tonight?
Uhhh, uhhh, uhhh, ....
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posted on
11/19/2003 12:32:09 PM PST
by
LocalYokel
(my state might be blue but my county was red)
To: HAL9000
Who wants to lick an ashtray?
To: HAL9000
Does the phrase "damaged goods" mean anything to you Monica? Well, you're more like poisoned goods.
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posted on
11/19/2003 12:33:13 PM PST
by
jpl
Nice keywords.
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posted on
11/19/2003 12:34:55 PM PST
by
trini
To: martin_fierro
She's just lookin' for a regular fella(tio). When interviewed on the Today Show, Lewinsky's latest date was asked why he couldn't bear to kiss her on the lips. He responded "Alas, whore Couric, I eschew her fellatio..."
To: tscislaw
Monica....try changing out of that blue dress.
It looks like you've been sleeping in it!
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posted on
11/19/2003 12:39:08 PM PST
by
HardStarboard
(Dump Wesley Clark.....he worries me as much as Hillary!)
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