When interviewed on the Today Show, Lewinsky's latest date was asked why he couldn't bear to kiss her on the lips. He responded "Alas, whore Couric, I eschew her fellatio..."
Now that's good.
"...,her fellow of infinite lust, of most decadent fancy. She hath borne him on her back a thousand times. And now how abhorred in my imagination she is! My bile rises at it. Here hung those lips that she hath kissed what I know awfully. Where be her gibes now, her gambling, her songs, her flashes of merriment that were wont to seat the table with a boor? Not one now to mock her own sinning - quite clap-fall'n? Now get her from a lady's chamber, and tell her, let her pinch an inch thick, for this favor he did come; make us laugh at that. Pity, fellatio, it's but one thing."