Sexual syndrome that takes joy out of life

The Boston Globe ^ | 11/11/2003 | Carey Goldberg

[Pern]

When Jean Lund, a 51-year-old office manager and mother of three, told her gynecologist the problem, he snickered and said, "You're every man's dream."

"I wanted to punch him," she recalled. "I'm suffering here, and he's laughing, `Hardy-har-har.' So I looked him in the face and said, `How would you like to walk around on the verge of orgasm every second?' And he shut up."

[Conspiracy Guy]

Past experience tells me that the cake trick works very well.

[Rebelbase]

"But after looking at it from a woman's; This must be really terrible."

It has a Midas Touch kind of irony.

[Fierce Allegiance]

I will bet you have a comment for this one.

[PLMerite]

Like I heard a female comedian say about her friend who was in labor for 24 hours: "I don't even want to do anything that feels good that long."

[Ichneumon]

An old joke that seems fitting here:

Sally: "I have the strangest medical condition, whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

Cindy: "How odd -- are you taking something for it?"

Sally: "Yes, black pepper."

[Ichneumon]

An old joke that seems fitting here:

Sally: "I have the strangest medical condition, whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

Cindy: "How odd -- are you taking something for it?"

Sally: "Yes, black pepper."

[Last Dakotan]

"And for some Christian women, there's a sense of shame that if you're feeling this way, you must be bad, or having impure thoughts."

Seems a strange place for an anti-Christian barb.

[DainBramage]

There once was a gal from Nantucket.........

[wideminded]

A number of years ago I came across a book about female con artists. One of these women described how she had an orgasm as she drove away after conning a lawyer out of $10000.

[12B]

Could rent some kids

[TaxRelief]

Perhaps this qualifies as a "Just d*mn!"

[justshutupandtakeit]

You doubt some feel that way?

[BlazingArizona]

There's only one cure for this condition - she'll have to get married!

[Centurion2000]

Could rent some kids

That'll do it .... then she'll beg for sleep instead of sex.

[holdmuhbeer]

hmmmm, I wonder how I can get my wife to get brain and bladder surgery.

[cajungirl]

Reminds me of that famous line from When Harry Met Sally,,,"whatever shes having, I'll have some too"

[longtermmemmory]

So if you have an orgasm every time you sneeze, the treatment is pepper.

[yankeedog]

No. That's "The Devil in Miss Jones", starring Georgina Spelvin. Heh.

[bird4four4]

Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Well, now she knows how most men feel every day of their lives.

[longtermmemmory]

not day, every HOUR.