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The Anti-Clinton. A liberal dream come true.
NRO ^ | November 10, 2003, 8:42 a.m. | Andrew Cline

Posted on 11/10/2003 7:31:16 AM PST by .cnI redruM

If Howard Dean wins the Democratic presidential nomination, everyone will say the triumph was due to his opposition to the war in Iraq. And everyone will be wrong. Dean's extended stay at the top of the polls has many reasons. Opposition to the war is just one of them. Dean also has a natural leadership ability and obvious charisma. There is another factor that I've yet to see written about, but which is a major attraction for many liberal voters. Howard Dean is the anti–Bill Clinton.

While Bill Clinton remains the most popular Democratic politician in nationwide polls, a good chunk (possibly most) of the activist base of the party wants to toss him like a threadbare pair of boxer shorts. These are the people who think Ted Kennedy is history's greatest senator. And Clinton is the man who triangulated away their dreams of an American socialist utopia.

The conventional wisdom that liberals love Dean because they sense that he is as furious at Bush as they are is right. They want a candidate who views the 2004 election as a war of Us against Them, of the Righteous vs. the Evildoers. But also important is that Dean allows the liberals to cleanse themselves of the taint of Bill Clinton. By voting for Dean, they can vote anti-Clinton and anti-Bush at the same time.

Dean is everything the Left hoped Bill Clinton would be in 1992, and nothing Clinton turned out to be. He holds the promise of being a president who is dependably liberal and uncompromising in his principles.

Dean is plain-spoken and honest. Clinton was obtuse and slimy. Dean was a wealthy urban kid who, laden with liberal guilt, voluntarily moved down the social ladder to maintain his principles. Clinton was a poor, rural kid who sold his soul to the highest bidder for eight years in the White House.

To the political Left, Clinton was the tall, dashing lover who swept them off their feet only to break their hearts and leave them vowing never to go out with such a creep again. Dean is the nice guy with sensible shoes who has them believing in love again.

No other Democratic candidate gives the Left the same feeling of comfort and safety that Dean provides. Kerry, Lieberman, Gephardt, and Edwards all are tainted. They are career politicians who regularly flirt with "the other guy," a.k.a. the Republicans. Clark is tempting. He is handsome and looks great in a uniform. But he was sleeping with the other guy just last year. Sharpton, Kucinich, and Moseley Braun are — how does one say this politely? — just not attractive.

The establishment candidates — Kerry, Gephardt, Lieberman, and Edwards — have no idea that the Left is looking for someone new. Hopeless dorks that they are, they think they can score by imitating the last boyfriend. Meanwhile, the object of their desire is watching Dean stride confidently by and thinking, "Hmmm, he's short and balding, but he is a doctor, and that anger is kind of sexy."

Starting in August, Kerry, Gephardt and Lieberman have gone after Dean, and each other, by claiming to be the only candidate who will carry on the Clinton economic legacy. This has contributed to some interesting poll results. "Since August, the number of Democrats who say they want a liberal to win the nomination has gone up substantially," according to CNN polling director Keating Holland.

And since August, Dean has extended his lead over all the other candidates, breaking double digits against Kerry in New Hampshire. Dean praises Clinton's economic legacy too, but he is careful to state that he would revive the Clinton prosperity by taxing the rich and everyone else. Gephardt also does this, but he isn't Howard Dean. He hasn't the charm or the lovable frumpiness; and he voted for the war.

Another factor likely to be overlooked by conservatives is that the angry Left does contain a substantial share of honest liberals. It is easy for the Right to demonize the Left as a bunch of power-hungry opportunists, but at the Left's core are plenty of romantics who get misty-eyed at the thought of an honest, well-meaning president who actually wants to provide health insurance to the poor by raising taxes on those evil corporations.

Burned by Clinton, these romantic liberals (and left-leaning independents) want a presidential candidate who gives off no Clinton-like signals. All of the other potentially viable candidates remind the Left of Clinton to one degree or another, and this sets off that inner alarm. Singer Mojo Nixon once called Michael J. Fox the "anti-Elvis" because he "has no Elvis in him." Dean is the only candidate who has no Clinton in him.

This is a substantial point in his favor, and one that the other candidates can do nothing about — except hope against hope that the next bimbo Clinton is caught with is a doctor from Vermont named Howard Dean.


TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2004; americannightmare; dean; election2004; electionpresident; howarddean; liberaldream
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I don't see how a guy who raised taxes by 46% can be seen as much more of a heartthrob than say, The Sheriff of Nottingham. Oh well, perhaps that's why I'm not a bed-wetting liberal.

I keep hearing people talk about how he is a fiscal conservative. I could rob a Federal Reserve Bank, pay for a Hummer in cash and make the same claim because I don't carry any debt for my snazy, new set of wheels.

1 posted on 11/10/2003 7:31:17 AM PST by .cnI redruM
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To: .cnI redruM
Anti Bill Clinton...hog wash..
this guy is just another face of the same demon
imo
2 posted on 11/10/2003 7:46:37 AM PST by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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To: .cnI redruM
...that anger is kind of sexy

Keep thinking this, demoncrats. You've lost the South and the white men, this will peel away your 'get along at all costs' Soccer moms.

That vital, flag-burning core will rejoice, OTOH.

4 posted on 11/10/2003 7:50:24 AM PST by struwwelpeter
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To: joesnuffy
I'm not sure when liberals suck worse. When they mean it, or when they are soul-sucking jerks, just running a scam.
5 posted on 11/10/2003 7:51:36 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Only a human would invent a construct as insipid as love - Agent Smith)
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President Bush is the anti-Klinton - Dean is just another "say anything that seems to be working so I can get in power and screw you" DemonRat. You know, the same kind of person that they all try to portray the President as being.
6 posted on 11/10/2003 7:52:36 AM PST by trebb
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To: .cnI redruM
To the political Left, Clinton was the tall, dashing lover who swept them off their feet only to break their hearts

Werent his first two years by-the-book liberalism? Gays in the military, a Cabinet filled with leftists, a push toward nationalized medicine? Are they saying his ambivalence is what pushed the Republicans back in power? I dont remember it that way.

After the Democraps lost the Congress, he played the centrist; he had no choice or he would not have been reelected, IMO.

7 posted on 11/10/2003 7:54:10 AM PST by Nonstatist
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To: .cnI redruM
Dean is plain-spoken and honest.

I dispute this. I just read "Who does Howard Dean Think He is" where he made up a story about a 12 year old girl being pregnant by her Dad. He also is going back on many statements he has made in the past. He's a liar also, and tries to explain away previous statements with spin.

8 posted on 11/10/2003 8:04:53 AM PST by Angel
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Dean has made at least 3 major flip-flops thus far.

-Assault Weapons Ban (Now, he'll sign it. 6 months ago he wouldn't.)

-Federal Funding of his campaign. (Believed it was the only moral way to run, when he didn't have contributors yet. Now, "Bush made me do it.")

-The Confederate Flag. A condescending poke in the eye to working-class whites all over the country.

9 posted on 11/10/2003 8:18:20 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Only a human would invent a construct as insipid as love - Agent Smith)
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To: Nonstatist
Yeah, doctrinaire liberalism is what gave the GOP the house in 1994.
10 posted on 11/10/2003 8:19:12 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Only a human would invent a construct as insipid as love - Agent Smith)
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Actually, Howard Dean is the personification of Jeb Bartlett from "The West Wing" - liberal ideology above Clinton pragmatism. However, Dean will find out in the general election why "The West Wing" is pure fiction.
11 posted on 11/10/2003 8:22:48 AM PST by GreatOne (You will bow down before me, Son of Jor-el!)
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To: .cnI redruM
The metaphor is a perfect device to illustrate the emotional basis upon which Democrats choose their candidates, great article.
12 posted on 11/10/2003 9:06:06 AM PST by thoughtomator ("A republic, if you can keep it.")
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13 posted on 11/10/2003 9:22:20 AM PST by Grampa Dave ("If you can read this, thank a teacher!....Since it is in English, thank a Veteran!")
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To: Nonstatist
You are right on target with these comments:

Weren't his first two years by-the-book liberalism? Gays in the military, a Cabinet filled with leftists, a push toward nationalized medicine? Are they saying his ambivalence is what pushed the Republicans back in power? I dont remember it that way.

After the Democraps lost the Congress, he played the centrist; he had no choice or he would not have been reelected, IMO.

Pictured above: Bubba who got re elected by appearing to a centrist rat in 1996 works with $inator Hildebea$t teaching her how to lean to the right to appear to be a centrist rat if and when she is "drafted" to run in 2004.

14 posted on 11/10/2003 9:28:40 AM PST by Grampa Dave ("If you can read this, thank a teacher!....Since it is in English, thank a Veteran!")
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To: Grampa Dave
OMG!!! MULPH!!!GAG!!!PUKE!!!BL:ECH!!!!

and also LOL!
15 posted on 11/10/2003 9:32:30 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Only a human would invent a construct as insipid as love - Agent Smith)
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Oh, Grampa Dave, that's HILLARIOUS! What a pair.
16 posted on 11/10/2003 10:02:36 AM PST by Marysecretary (GOD is still in control!)
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To: .cnI redruM
Dean was a wealthy urban kid who, laden with liberal guilt, voluntarily moved down the social ladder to maintain his principles. Clinton was a poor, rural kid who sold his soul to the highest bidder for eight years in the White House.

To be more precise:

Clinton was/is a turd...

Dean is a polished turd.

17 posted on 11/10/2003 10:09:23 AM PST by N. Theknow (Be a glowworm, a glowworm's never glum, cuz how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum.)
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I'd always prefer a turd that wore a silk stocking myself....</sarcasm>
18 posted on 11/10/2003 10:10:22 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Only a human would invent a construct as insipid as love - Agent Smith)
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I have liberal relatives from Vermont, who hated Dean when he was the govenor, but now love everything he is saying, mainly because they HATE Bush. Their hate is totally irrational, so likewise their support of Dean.
19 posted on 11/10/2003 10:12:12 AM PST by Eva
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To: Marysecretary
Can't you just see Bubba training and working with his Shrew to get her to appear to be more towards the middle?
20 posted on 11/10/2003 10:19:50 AM PST by Grampa Dave ("If you can read this, thank a teacher!....Since it is in English, thank a Veteran!")
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