[Fzob]

Another reason to kill your TV.

Six boys were named "Cashmere.

I'd sue my parent to change my name if they named me that.

[ovrtaxt]

Yeah, fzob is much cooler than cashmere.

[rhema]

"Cashmere" just doesn't have the cachet of "Butch," does it?

[kenth]

What is wrong with people?

Rayon? Del Monte? Naming your kid after liquor? Good grief.

Sounds like that Seinfeld in which George wants to name his kid Seven.

How about the natural, Oscar Mayer. Having a song about him could really boost his self-esteem, which is most important in school these days.

My offspring has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R,
My offspring has a second name,
It's M-A-Y-E-R...

[Grit]

Forty-nine boys were named "Canon," after the camera.

What makes the author think that this name has anything to do with cameras?

[Valin]

Six boys were named "Cashmere.

Oh they're going to have a REAL...intresting time when the start school.

[carpio]

Another reason to kill your TV.

John Prine fan??? :-)

[linn37]

I have a nephew named Denim. I thought he was joking when he told me what the babys name would be. :(

[Hildy]

I can't hear the word cashmere without thinking of that hysterical Seinfeld episode where George gives the cleaning lady whom he had sex with the cashmere sweater meant for Elaine. Her story about growing up poor in South America and admiring the rich North American men who came to her small town wearing cashmere is one of the funniest monologues ever.

[Terry Mross]

For several years I've been saying that it won't belong before you'll see some football players at Texas A&M named "DOWNLOAD JONES", "HARD DRIVE WASHINGTON" and "GIGA BITE SMITH". My wife says one of the cheer leaders will be named "MIRACLE WHIP".

[Polybius]

Six boys were named "Cashmere. I'd sue my parent to change my name if they named me that.

Let's hear Dad's side of the story......

"Son, this world is rough,
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough,
And I know I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said good-bye.
I knew you'd have to get tough or die,
And it's that name that helped to make you strong."

"Now you just fought one hell of a fight,
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you....... 'Cashmere'."

[Trajan88]

I'd have sued my parents if they named me "Beano."

Trajan88

[cajun-jack]

remember the old johnny cash song....a boy named sue??

[Old Professer]

There ought to be at least a thousand named Trojan.